I am SO completely, 100%, don't-ask-no-questions gay

[marleyisalegend]

Well, I've never done anything with a guy. But I see guys all the time!:biggrin1: Like, everywhere I go, there's guys.

Hold on, my girlfriend wants me to plow her vajayjay real quick...

Now, where was I? Oh yeah, I'm sooooo gay. Well, I've never done anything with a guy, but calling myself "straight" just doesn't feel natural. It's not who I am.

Damnit! Hold on, Marley jr. got into the fingerpaint again. Damnit, I love my wife and our child but sometimes they're such a pain. That's why I'm gay. Like, soooo gay.

Okay, okay, never touched a penis, guilty as charged. But, I dunno, I'm just not comfortable with that whole "heterosexual" title.

Aw shit, wifey looks like she's ready for me to kiss her on her lips (the ones between her hips).

Later Gaytors.

 

[B_VinylBoy]

So THAT's how you spell vajayjay!!! I kept using e's. LOL!!!!

 

[marleyisalegend]

^ROTFLMAO! Ur such a nut.

 

[D_Relentless Original]

^ A lovely nut though ^:wink:

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Goddammit Marley!! Have you been at my meds again?!?

I told you the reds were only for special occasions!!

 

[cockoloco]

Marley, if you look at your wife's boobs, does that make you 3.65% straight?

 

[killerb]

*waiting for guys in white coats to arrive*


lol

 

[cockoloco]

*waiting for guys in white coats to arrive*


lol

Oh they won't come. They have come soooo many times, we pay them monthly fees now. You, however, that's a different story...

 

[B_Nick8]

I have not been this shocked since Clay Aiken.

 

[marleyisalegend]

Guys, what's the big deal? I'm just a gay man living a straight man's life?

Quick question though, would it make me straight if I actually like fingering my wife? I mean, just a little bit. I don't get a full-on stiffy, just a chubby.

 

[B_VinylBoy]

Guys, what's the big deal? I'm just a gay man living a straight man's life?

Quick question though, would it make me straight if I actually like fingering my wife? I mean, just a little bit. I don't get a full-on stiffy, just a chubby.

Which finger? And are you wearing any rings besides one for a cock?

 

[marleyisalegend]

Which finger? And are you wearing any rings besides one for a cock?

Well, I usually use two, see you can extend one, slightly bend the other, and cover more "ground" so to speak. See, I know a lot about fingering women. I'm still gay though. Totally gay.

The only ring I wear is my wedding ring to remind me of my lovely marriage to my lovely wife. I'm glad she doesn't mind that I'm 100% gay, I don't even like women...that much....well, boobs are nice. And it feels good when she tickles me.

*rubs my own nipples*

*stops immediately*

But! No! I'm not straight. 100% gay.

 

[cockoloco]

Guys, what's the big deal? I'm just a gay man living a straight man's life?

Quick question though, would it make me straight if I actually like fingering my wife? I mean, just a little bit. I don't get a full-on stiffy, just a chubby.

LMAO!

No! God Forbid! Maybe it's teh air conditioning that makes the air hot and it just looks a bit bigger but it's not an erection at all. You can't be excited, it's not normal.

Which finger? And are you wearing any rings besides one for a cock?

ROFL!

Well, I usually use two, see you can extend one, slightly bend the other, and cover more "ground" so to speak. See, I know a lot about fingering women. I'm still gay though. Totally gay.

The only ring I wear is my wedding ring to remind me of my lovely marriage to my lovely wife. I'm glad she doesn't mind that I'm 100% gay, I don't even like women...that much....well, boobs are nice. And it feels good when she tickles me.

*rubs my own nipples*

*stops immediately*

But! No! I'm not straight. 100% gay.

ROTFLMAO!

Marley, tell me something: When you make love to her, do you think of having amazing sex with Jennifer Aniston or being tied up and spanked hard by Antonio Banderas.

That should help.

 

[marleyisalegend]

Marley, tell me something: When you make love to her, do you think of having amazing sex with Jennifer Aniston or being tied up and spanked hard by Antonio Banderas.

That should help.

Jennifer Aniston all the way! She's SUCH a babe. Those eyes, that chest, that ass....too bad I could never enjoy that though, I'm just a gay guy.:frown1:

 

[D_Seymour_Dix]

lol

 

[Drifterwood]

Do you like the Sound of Music more than your wife?

 

[8060]

Marley, if you don't get your hand out my POCKET...I swear I'm gonna tell your wife that we just adopted one of Angelina's babies...and that we took a super mortgage out with AIG and that she'll be homeless by November 1st.

GET YOUR HAND OUT OF MY POCKET! Damnit, man! Compose yourself!

 

[cockoloco]

Jennifer Aniston all the way! She's SUCH a babe. Those eyes, that chest, that ass....too bad I could never enjoy that though, I'm just a gay guy.:frown1:

You have to accept that you're not 100% gay Marley. Your family will not be proud, I know. But embrace who you are. Get in the closet!

 

[cockoloco]

Marley, if you don't get your hand out my POCKET...I swear I'm gonna tell your wife that we just adopted one of Angelina's babies...and that we took a super mortgage out with AIG and that she'll be homeless by November 1st.

GET YOUR HAND OUT OF MY POCKET! Damnit, man! Compose yourself!

LOL!!!

 

[Drifterwood]

Get in the closet!

He would, but I fear it's full of ABBA costumes.