Well, I've never done anything with a guy. But I see guys all the time!:biggrin1: Like, everywhere I go, there's guys. Hold on, my girlfriend wants me to plow her vajayjay real quick... Now, where was I? Oh yeah, I'm sooooo gay. Well, I've never done anything with a guy, but calling myself "straight" just doesn't feel natural. It's not who I am. Damnit! Hold on, Marley jr. got into the fingerpaint again. Damnit, I love my wife and our child but sometimes they're such a pain. That's why I'm gay. Like, soooo gay. Okay, okay, never touched a penis, guilty as charged. But, I dunno, I'm just not comfortable with that whole "heterosexual" title. Aw shit, wifey looks like she's ready for me to kiss her on her lips (the ones between her hips). Later Gaytors.