I am sure lots have seen this...But what if...

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  1. B_Sativa

    B_Sativa New Member

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    If boobs were balls….
    • One word: hairy. That's not appealing, except for maybe the French.
    • I wonder if, when they dropped, they would change the tone in your voice?
    • if you were punched there, would it make your voice reach higher levels as well as wind you? Would you feel the need to vomit?
    • I've never seen shriveled boobs, but it does make me morbidly curious if that would happen when a person got much older.
    • Even the biggest set would not fill out an average sized bra.
    • Mardi Gras would definitely be different and probably VERY scary.
    • Girls Gone Wild would probably not exist any more.
    • On the flip side, I really don't think breast reduction surgery would ever be necessary.
    • Guys would definitely skip that area during foreplay, provided that they actually performed anything close to foreplay.
    • Would Lesbians or bi-sexual women avoid that area as well?
    • I'm pretty sure guys would rather look directly into your eyes instead of focusing on your breasts.
    • Would they swell during pregnancy?
    • Would they become tender or overly sensitive during PMS or the menstrual cycle? You would probably be my ex-fiancé, size wise that is.
    • Would there be a condition known as "Blue Boobs"? :boobies:
     
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    I FORGOT THIS PART!!!!!!
    If balls were boobsÂ….
    • Someone would have to create a ball bra.
    • Would someone also invent ball push-ups to enhance the ball cleavage?
    • Would something that resembles nipples really be a cancerous growth instead?
    • Women would be able to return the favor of "tuning the radio dial" move that so many men do to them.
    • I'd have to say that balls would be better looking if they were actually boobs.
    • Men could actually say to women, "My eyes are up here, ladies!"
    • Breast feeding would probably die out.
    • I think gay men would be on the rise.
    • Would men ever leave the house?
    • Would Mardi Gras be that different?
    • Would there be a reduction surgery available for those burdened with large ones?
    • Would women be more inclined to perform oral sex? Or would they be deeply disturbed?
    • Men would probably be bow-legged like cowboys who have ridden way too many horses. Come to think of it, would men riding horses go away because of the obvious pain they would receive from riding a horse? :015:
     
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    Just discovered copy and paste I see...Congratulations :biggrin1:
     
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