i bought a breast pump today

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I first learned about electo-stim toys when I was 16, during my "self-education" about sex. I had to read about it in a book, since that was before the internet. I've always been curious about what it feels like, but I've been unwilling to invest money in finding out.

I've spent a ton of money on toys! I owned very few before TheBF and I began dating, but we were a long distance relationship for our first year, and he was very generous about buying me toys as gifts. :smile:

I still buy toys! I love them, but we hardly ever use them during sex together. I have a clit stimulator that fits on his cock, which I use with toys too. We used that during sex once. I bought a toy for his balls to use while I blow him. We both like that one. You can use it during intercourse, too, but we've never done that. I've used toys to prepare myself for sex with him, for stretching or "practicing." I guess I think of toys as replacement for his cock, not consciously, because in the heat of the moment it just doesn't occur to me to use them during sex with him.

I'm not all that kinky! I have masturbated a lot. I suppose the level of effort I put into my masturbation might qualify as kinky. Sometimes I play music that turns me on, put porn on, set up my pillows just so with my favorite vibe wedged in between at that perfect angle, with access to all the controls, and I'll watch and squirm and moan and orgasm for hours on end. I've done it for 12 hours before. Not quite continuously, because I start to feel guilty for enjoying myself too much, and then I'll stop, but a few minutes later I'll decide, "Just one more time..." and I sit down on my vibe again! The most frustrating part is that my favorite vibe only lasts about 45 minutes with good power before I have to change the batteries again. I use rechargeable batteries.

I also own a harness that holds toys, and I've cleaned the house while wearing it, but not often. It was made to fit "any size" which means I have to cinch it up really tight and it doesn't fit well, and the frustration and effort involved in making it fit properly before I being cleaning keeps me from wearing it while I clean, which is why I bought it! I keep meaning to buy some leather tools and cut it down to the right size and add some better hardware, but I haven't done it. Yet. Now that I'm pregnant, I doubt I could make it fit at all right now. Not without suspenders. :tongue:

I'm not into size toys for masturbation, just for stretching in preparation for sex with TheBF. I prefer clit and g-spot stimulating toys for personal fun when I'm alone. My favorite toy only penetrates a few inches since it's made to rub my g-spot. Unfortunately it doesn't fit into my harness. If it did, I probably would have already altered the harness so that it fit better!

Nipple clamps: My nipples aren't that sensitive, at least, not before I was pregnant. I am curious about the vibrating nipple rings.

Clit pump: I just learned about these about 4 months ago! I'm so curious about them. If anyone tries a brand and like it, please let us know!
 
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One of my exes favorite things to do was play with this spiral glass toy that had feather's on the end while dressed like a bird. Seriously, I'm not joking. She would dress me up and take photos of me with her laying down with her dog. She would put on these tribal drum cd's... man she was hot, the whole thing was hot, to be so close to her fantasy like that, to have that much trust. We took a video. She also put the photos in an art show.... I'm ok with it. The show was called Brooklyn Playground or something.
 

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The sybian looks like the most amazing orgasm waiting to happen, and the electro stimulus stuff I am interested in. The breast pump.... stimulate the aerole, but I've never cared about the size of a woman's breasts so much as her attitude towards them.
 

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just for the kink of playing with it on my own.

but what i'm really wanting is this,
She-Stim

so, ladies, what's the weirdest shit you get up to in the persuit of sexual pleasure? do you share or is it private? how much do you spend on pleasing your parts?

you can tell me. i promise not to tell the boys :wink:

She Stim: $149
Lube: 14.95
Look on the ER doctor's face: Priceless.
 

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just for the kink of playing with it on my own.

but what i'm really wanting is this,
She-Stim

so, ladies, what's the weirdest shit you get up to in the persuit of sexual pleasure? do you share or is it private? how much do you spend on pleasing your parts?

you can tell me. i promise not to tell the boys :wink:

:eek: :eek: :eek:

I had to use a breast pump for a few months. I absolutely H A T E D it!!! I shudder at the memory.

EDIT: I can't believe that I missed a chance at a pun. I should have said, "I shudder at the MAMMARY."
 
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With luck, you won't need one. The ones I used were like ten or twelve years ago - they were big, ugly, expensive, and NOISY! (They made a chug-chug-chug noise.)

Oh, I plan on pumping, just so TheBF can take his turn getting up in the middle of the night and I can sleep sometimes. I just know I'll be sitting there making mooing sounds while it's working.

Funny, every photo of every brand I've seen on Amazon of breast pumps show "career women" talking on the phone while wearing the breast pump. I thought that was hilarious.
 

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Oh, I plan on pumping, just so TheBF can take his turn getting up in the middle of the night and I can sleep sometimes. I just know I'll be sitting there making mooing sounds while it's working.

Funny, every photo of every brand I've seen on Amazon of breast pumps show "career women" talking on the phone while wearing the breast pump. I thought that was hilarious.

Yes! Big moos! And you'll be wearing a moo-moo, no doubt, although I don't think they make mu-mu's small enough to fit you. :biggrin:

BTW, congrats on your pregnancy. I hope you have a wonderful time with it and that you get enough sleeeeeeeeeeeep!!

I went to four different websites to gawk at those photos, but I didn't find the right pages. :mad: :biggrin:
 

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Yes! Big moos! And you'll be wearing a moo-moo, no doubt, although I don't think they make mu-mu's small enough to fit you. :biggrin:

BTW, congrats on your pregnancy. I hope you have a wonderful time with it and that you get enough sleeeeeeeeeeeep!!

I went to four different websites to gawk at those photos, but I didn't find the right pages. :mad: :biggrin:

Thank you! Seeing it on the ultrasound was the most fun so far, most fun I've had in a long time! The rest of the pregnancy is no fun at all.

I guess it was just my luck! The few I looked first at showed women on the phone, like it's what all women do while pumping:

On the phone or playing with her baby.
Amazon.com: Easy Expression Bustier Hands-free Pumping Bra: Baby

I suppose this woman is just talking on the phone and using her computer in bed while pumping. How efficient!
Amazon.com: La Leche League Hands Free Pumping & Nursing Softcup Bra #4105: Clothing

Two of the pics show a woman "working" in a photo studio.
Amazon.com: Easy Expression Halter Hands Free Nursing Bra: Clothing

Another woman "working" in a photo studio:
Amazon.com: Easy Expression Bustier Hands-free Pumping Bra - XX-Large: Baby

This one has a cartoon of a woman in the breakroom at work, reading a magazine. TheBF has asked me not to do that.
Amazon.com: Simple Wishes Breast Pump Bustier: Baby
 

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I'm in my second trimester.

I'm evasive about giving specific information on the forums about non-sexual things, for privacy reasons.


My mum has always said that the second trimester was her favourite part of pregnancy. Morning sickness isn't as bad and you don't have all the physical aches and pains that come along with the final trimester. Enjoy! :smile:
 

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I suppose this woman is just talking on the phone and using her computer in bed while pumping. How efficient!
Amazon.com: La Leche League Hands Free Pumping & Nursing Softcup Bra #4105: Clothing

Very amusing!


Two of the pics show a woman "working" in a photo studio.
Amazon.com: Easy Expression Halter Hands Free Nursing Bra: Clothing

This woman looks like she's using it for reasons other than breastfeeding. She definitely has an odd expression on her face . . .
 

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My mum has always said that the second trimester was her favourite part of pregnancy. Morning sickness isn't as bad and you don't have all the physical aches and pains that come along with the final trimester. Enjoy! :smile:

I was told that, too, but I haven't had that much luck! I sleep at least 12 hours a day and my enlargening has made me extremely hot all the time - during a heat wave! There are other things have have come up this trimester that I won't mention because I don't wanna talk about it. :redface:

I've had friends tell me how great their pregnancies were, how they felt connected to life and other sort of spiritual things, but I've experienced very little of that sort of feeling. Other than the curiosity with being your own science experiment, which is really interesting sometimes, and seeing the baby moving on the ultrasound, everything else pretty much sucks! 90% of the things I like to do, I'm not allowed to do and my body is so much more fragile than I ever expected it would be. I've pulled muscles left and right. I faint very easily. I fainted once and I didn't wake up until my face hit the ground, which hurts much worse when you fail to put your hands out to catch yourself. TheBF was afraid people would think he was beating me because it looked like I had been socked in the jaw!

And I've never felt so unattractive in my entire life and I know that feeling just gets worse and worse. I'm just trying to be realistic with my expectations. I strongly suspect that my body will never look as good as it did before, and I'm trying not to be so vain about that, but I'm mourning that loss a little already, since I already feel so very unattractive. Peter Pan grows up, but it's not without just a few regrets.

I think about the child I saw on the ultrasound all the time now, when I think about my pregnancy or my belly or my hunger or how tired I feel. It's taken on a personality to me and become another person, a fragile little person I have to care for, and that part is very cool. :smile:
 

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And I've never felt so unattractive in my entire life and I know that feeling just gets worse and worse.
It may feel this way to you (and it doesn't help that all the maternity "models" on products like you linked above are SO not pregnant or postpartum), but it isn't true. Unless your BF is some odd genetic anomaly, he's never thought you were more beautiful than he does right now.
 

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i hated that shit too.
felt like absolute crap for nine months.
i got irritated that everyone assumes it's a magical experience.
when it gets to the point where i can't wank and i can barely wipe my own arse or put my own shoes on, i just wanted to slap people who come up to tell me how lovely it is to be pregnant.
i just wanted my body back!