I called the suicide helpline the other day, to get some tips on hanging myself.

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thats interesting because when i called I had to talk the operator down from jumping, apparently its not the happiest job to have
 

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NOT!! Funny. I know ti was (I HOPE) meant to be but it really wasn't, and it was in bad taste!



I wish there was some way to vote on these jokes? So we can tell what funny and what not......................

My wife Rilla phoned me on the cell and said:
"Can you come and get me I've broken down.. I think I've got water in the carburettor!"
"Where are you?" I asked...
"In the river." She said.