I cant believe it hasnt been posted yet

[Dude!]

A man walks into a bar

instead of saying 'ouch', he says 'hey barkeep, pint of the best, please'

Barkeep says 'I'll let you in on a secret - I've got a genie who can grant you a wish!" He gets a lamp and rubs it, and out pops a genie.

The man says 'I wish for all the money in the world!' (selfish I know)

Suddenly the room is filled with rabbits.

'you idiot, I asked for money, not bunnies!'

Barkeep: 'Sorry, I should have mentioned he's hard of hearing. How'd you think I ended up with this guy?'

At the end of the table is a tiny piano being played by a foot tall pianist...

 

[ericbear]

Actually, the longer, St. patrick's Day version of it was posted long ago. See "One More Bar Story" several pages down.

 

[Dude!]

Dammit x(

 

[Kimahri]

Um....ok then.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

The version i'm aware of was that the guy actually brought the ft long pianist into the bar, and told the bartender what happened.

 

[B_dumbcow]

*super-hyper-triple-boost*

omg the evil genie was around in 2005...

(i just wanted to ressurect a really old thread)