I cant believe it hasnt been posted yet

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by Dude!, Mar 24, 2005.

  1. Dude!

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    A man walks into a bar

    instead of saying 'ouch', he says 'hey barkeep, pint of the best, please'

    Barkeep says 'I'll let you in on a secret - I've got a genie who can grant you a wish!" He gets a lamp and rubs it, and out pops a genie.

    The man says 'I wish for all the money in the world!' (selfish I know)

    Suddenly the room is filled with rabbits.

    'you idiot, I asked for money, not bunnies!'

    Barkeep: 'Sorry, I should have mentioned he's hard of hearing. How'd you think I ended up with this guy?'

    At the end of the table is a tiny piano being played by a foot tall pianist...
     
  2. ericbear

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    Actually, the longer, St. patrick's Day version of it was posted long ago. See "One More Bar Story" several pages down.
     
  3. Dude!

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    Dammit x( :p
     
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    Um....ok then. :)
     
  5. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    The version i'm aware of was that the guy actually brought the ft long pianist into the bar, and told the bartender what happened.
     
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    *super-hyper-triple-boost*

    omg the evil genie was around in 2005...

    (i just wanted to ressurect a really old thread)
     
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