I can't burp on command.

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  1. Mem

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    You know that thing where you are supposed to swallow air and let it out in a burp. I can't do that. I think it's biological because I can suck on a compressed helium air canister (once I worked in a restaurant and they had huge ones to fill balloons) and don't sound like Donald Duck either.

    I can't do the arm farts thing either.
     
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    I can't burp at all. My mother was pretty strict in terms of being respectful.

    I'm just learning how to make them louder.
     
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    Dude....have you consulted a professional about this???? :rolleyes:
     
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    Yes he told me bad things about your family.
     
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    Most are lies....well, at least the thing about the hedgehog and the peanut butter
     
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    I can't either, we must not be real men!
     
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    should i be proud of being able to burp on command? once you get really good you can burp talk.

    ML

    *grandma rolling in grave right now*
     
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    Me, I've been in a constant state of burping since age 5. You wouldn't believe how much girls love it.
     
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    Well for cryin' out loud Mem can ya fart? :fart:
     
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    not on command.
     
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    I can fart on command if I drink 3 cups of coffee in a row. I can also run to the bathroom really quick.
     
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    Sorry dude, it's cause you're gay. :tongue: You have to be like 85% straight to do those things. :biggrin1:
     
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    LMAO!! :tongue:
     
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    i think burping is wayyyyyyy more gross than farting. :eek:

    i can't burp on command either, and i don't care to.
     
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    Well, in spite of my extremely formal and reserved upbringing, I can make noises with my armpits, the backs of my knees, and if extremely hot and sweaty, the area around my collar bone.
     
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    Geez Hoots you are very talented aren't you? :tongue:
    C.B.:saevil:
     
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    LOl really?! That's funny because I'm 100% gay and I can burp on command, I can even burn talk. LOL. No farting though on command though. It's funny no one else in my family can burp on command or burp talk.
     
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    Really? You sure you're doing it right? You have to properly inhale the Helium.
     
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    LOL! Mem!

    This is a bad thing? Unless it is injurious to your health dont sweat it. I know it is one of those male bonding things but I am sure you can live without it.
     
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