I can't burp on command.

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You know that thing where you are supposed to swallow air and let it out in a burp. I can't do that. I think it's biological because I can suck on a compressed helium air canister (once I worked in a restaurant and they had huge ones to fill balloons) and don't sound like Donald Duck either.

I can't do the arm farts thing either.
 

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should i be proud of being able to burp on command? once you get really good you can burp talk.

ML

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Me, I've been in a constant state of burping since age 5. You wouldn't believe how much girls love it.
 

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You know that thing where you are supposed to swallow air and let it out in a burp. I can't do that. I think it's biological because I can suck on a compressed helium air canister (once I worked in a restaurant and they had huge ones to fill balloons) and don't sound like Donald Duck either.

I can't do the arm farts thing either.
Sorry dude, it's cause you're gay. :tongue: You have to be like 85% straight to do those things. :biggrin1:
 

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i think burping is wayyyyyyy more gross than farting. :eek:

i can't burp on command either, and i don't care to.
 

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Sorry dude, it's cause you're gay. :tongue: You have to be like 85% straight to do those things. :biggrin1:
LOl really?! That's funny because I'm 100% gay and I can burp on command, I can even burn talk. LOL. No farting though on command though. It's funny no one else in my family can burp on command or burp talk.
 
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