i cant call it a pussy

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so i was with my gf and i said she has the nicest pussy and she says 2i hate that, dont call it that." im fine with this but i was wondering apart from calling it a vagina and turning making out into a science lesson what can i call it? i dont think cunt is a word shed like either and so im stuck on what to choose.
 

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Box...muff...twat...erm...ladyflower? :tongue:

Don't worry about what to call it...you shouldn't be talking with your mouth full in any case.

And if you're doing it right she won't care what you call it!
 
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Found these here: Muffy's World of Vagina Euphemisms! (STARMA.COM)
There's one for every letter of the alphabet, though some aren't all that. Have look, maybe you'll find something you can agree on.

afro clam, beaver, coochie, ditch, everlasting gobstuffer, four-lipped man eater, gash, hairy cherry, illnana, juice box, kitty, love muffin, minge, nookie, old toothless, panty hamster, quim, red snapper, sweet spot, tang, upside down taco, vadge, whisker biscuit, x-box, yo yo smuggler, zone.

Or, maybe she'll decide she likes pussy after all. :wink:
 
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:puke: worst suggestion ever!

Kittie?!?!

Yerk!

She ain't 5 - leastways I fucking hope she ain't! :eek::eek:
Actually, it is quite a common euphemism for vagina in the states.
As his lady can't stand the word pussy, and he doesn't want to use vagina, I think kittie could work - we'll just have to await the results of his "field tests". :biggrin1:
 

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kittie... christ that's so sweet it puts me into Diabetic shock.

If she HATES the word pussy, she might hate it cause its too soft sounding... TRY cunt. she might prefer the more directly and unashamedly sexual nature of the word.

Other than that:
Snatch
Twat
Box
Taco
Clam
Beaver
Gash
Axe Wound
Vah jay jay
Cooter
Torpedo Tube
Pudenda
Cock Swaddler
Clit Crevasse
Innie Major
Slot
Prick Holster
Fur Pie
Lippity Split
Banana Smuggler
Creamy Cavern
T'is ( as opposed to T'ain't )
Tongue Haven
Cock Socket

And of course.
My Master
 
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Actually, it is quite a common euphemism for vagina in the states.
As his lady can't stand the word pussy, and he doesn't want to use vagina, I think kittie could work - we'll just have to await the results of his "field tests".

Yea, I agree. And kittie was a lady's idea too. Women know what women like (usually). If yours doesn't like pussy, then kittie is lower on the dirty scale IMO.
 

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I'd just ask her what she'd like you to call it.
Now there's a sensible idea!


And now back to our OP(littlelemon)-you're doing well considering just a few days ago
you first had sex with her and at that point you had no difficulty saying it was a vagina. LPSG.ORG - View Single Post - just lost my virginity... where you say you are 18.

..and by the way, you've been here somewhere two months ago (October 6 according to the profile), only a week or so ago, you were at Starbucks messing around on your birthday .LPSG.ORG - View Single Post - so i think we shut down starbucks-birthday.. (the thread starts out with you, littlelemon saying "yesterday..."

Let me see...if you are now 18, then that means you weren't 18 when you signed up here some 2 months ago...

Hmm...I no longer believe anything which littlelemon says.
 
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Box...muff...twat...erm...ladyflower? :tongue:
Don't worry about what to call it...you shouldn't be talking with your mouth full in any case.
That's for darn sure. :biggrin1: :cool:

At the right moment, I loveee to hear cunt. :smile:
Try kittie, it's cute without being too cute.
I'm sorry but kitty is unacceptable to me as is cunt. In most of America cunt is a curse word. Any man calling an American woman or her 'ladyflower' a cunt says it at his own risk.

Actually, it is quite a common euphemism for vagina in the states.
No it's not! :confused: :rolleyes: Are you sure you're American?

I'd just ask her what she'd like you to call it.
Bingo! We have a winner. :biggrin1:
 

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Yea, I agree. And kittie was a lady's idea too. Women know what women like (usually). If yours doesn't like pussy, then kittie is lower on the dirty scale IMO.
:yup: That's my thinking, although I prefer pussy or cunt.


That's for darn sure. :biggrin1: :cool:

I'm sorry but kitty is unacceptable to me as is cunt. In most of America cunt is a curse word. Any man calling an American woman or her 'ladyflower' a cunt says it at his own risk.

No it's not! :confused: :rolleyes: Are you sure you're American?
All of my GFs that do not like the word pussy tend to prefer cat, kitten, kitty, kitkat, etc., and that has been my experience as an adult living in NorCal, SoCal, NY, and Texas, with people from around the country.

:shrug: If my man says with passion and desire "I been thinking all day about tasting your hot, wet cunt" or "your cunt tastes like pussy" :biggrin1: (which is how one actually answered when I asked), how could I be offended?

Imo, words mean nothing, it is the feeling behind their use that matters, and as long as he's licking and nibbling like it was his last meal -- I don't care what he calls it... as I often say whilst pushing their head down "just lick, bitch" :biggrin1: :shrug:
 

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I'm sorry but kitty is unacceptable to me as is cunt. In most of America cunt is a curse word. Any man calling an American woman or her 'ladyflower' a cunt says it at his own risk.

No it's not! :confused: :rolleyes: Are you sure you're American?

I actually had a problem with my vagina being called pussy for a long time. But in the throws of passion, it can be very erotic....I don't have a problem with "kitty." I grew up hearing that word as an alternative to vagina. In fact, I remember the vagina being referred to both "kitty" and "cat." I've also heard it called "punanie" and "pumpum," and "coochie."

In fact, saying the word pussy was as bad or worse than than the word cunt. All of these terms may be limited to region, culture or both. In this case, the culture of both sweet_ass and myself is dictated by having backgrounds from the southern regions of the United States. She's Creole and I could be considered Geechee but we are both Americans.
 

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I actually had a problem with my vagina being called pussy for a long time. But in the throws of passion, it can be very erotic....I don't have a problem with "kitty." I grew up hearing that word as an alternative to vagina. In fact, I remember the vagina being referred to both "kitty" and "cat." I've also heard it called "punanie" and "pumpum," and "coochie."

In fact, saying the word pussy was as bad or worse than than the word cunt. All of these terms may be limited to region, culture or both. In this case, the culture of both sweet_ass and myself is dictated by having backgrounds from the southern regions of the United States. She's Creole and I could be considered Geechee but we are both Americans.
:scratchchin: Interesting, I never considered Southern heritage to be a factor, but that could explain the use by my relatives as well.

But yeah, I also recall when pussy was akin to using cunt.
Perhaps a nod to Southern U.S. sensibilities and politesse?
 

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:scratchchin: Interesting, I never considered Southern heritage to be a factor, but that could explain the use by my relatives as well.

But yeah, I also recall when pussy was akin to using cunt.
Perhaps a nod to Southern U.S. sensibilities and politesse?

Exactly. I was taught that respectable women did not dare to talk about their vaginas. Thank goodness time has change that!