I cant get no poon

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by desaparecidos, Apr 12, 2008.

  1. desaparecidos

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    Seriously guys, I haven't gotten any poon in so long. I try hard I spit game but thats just not enough do you guys know any tips on how to get a little cutty? I always seem to get to one point but never get any further. What's a good way to ease a girl into hooking up then head or sex or whatever.
     
  2. The Dragon

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    You cant get no poon because,
    You are a stupid, ignorant twat who can't spell, has no class and has the intellect of single celled being.
     
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    Harsh. But wrong; single celled beings can still type correctly.:smile:
     
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    Perhaps if you used more respectable terms to describe women, they'd respect you. :rolleyes:
     
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    "I Can't Get No Satisfaction" has such a better ring to it.
     
  7. The Dragon

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    You truly should be grateful that breathing is a subconcious abitily, because, from the surface even that would be beyond your limited capabilities
     
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    oh god , shut up already.. the way he said his opening statement is no different than most guys talk when woman are not present, i think you took it a little far... get real,, so what he sounds a little dumber than average,, give the guy a break..
     
  9. The Dragon

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    I have not even begun to "shut up already"
     
  10. desaparecidos

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    ahhhhhh you guys are so ignorant dragonfly20 i was kiddin cheel. i dont really talk like that i just say it jokingly. your ignorant by getting offended by shit like that. i go to fucking Berkley and prolly make more money than you can dream of just on my side job alone. YEAH NOT TO FUCKING BRAG MY IQ IS 152 To criticize me because i talk like that jokingly is fucking retarded. and veep get a fucking life, the reason i dont get any poon is because unlike you I don't get girls drunk to have sex with them and i respect their boundaries fuck all y'all for prejudging me by the way i speak
     
  11. The Dragon

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    If you line up with crap like this desaparecidos, I will kick you in the balls and make you wish you had never bothered to post crap like this.
    Get it?
     
  12. desaparecidos

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    why are you such a mean person
     
  13. The Dragon

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    I can not and will not put up with crap like your opening post. Go ahead and recant and or tone down the opening post and all will be sweet.
     
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    lol. is it me or does there seem to be a group of internet nazi's who throw you in the gas chamber everytime you don't dot an i? we're not at a board meeting it's an internet porn site i don't think spelling every word correctly is a necessity (unless ur a smartass looking for something to pick apart).

    to the person who started this thread: in the mean time, masturbate religiously (i do and it gets me by fine). there are girls out there who love sex and aren't shy about it, look for them. i'm not saying be irresponsible about it, but sex is certainly attainable since we're all a bunch of hormone-crazed animals anyway. i'm just guessing but could it be you're not picking the right women??
     
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    actually do you know what I don't give a fuck curse me out because i know I'm better than some fucking size queen like you instigating fights on large penis website
     
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    None of this changes the fact you're a fucktard who can't get laid.
     
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    now your both just being idiots, BOTH
     
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    if you were offended by THAT, how the fuck do you survive around here? his post is nothing compared to the crap out there, get fuckin real, get over yourself and SHUT UP, go steal some new pics, those ones are getting old
     
  19. The Dragon

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    Go and have a hissy fit and go and flounce off in a swirl of skirts because you can't handle being held to a respectful standard by someone.
     
  20. D_one and done

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    just like you feel you can say whatever the hell you want to, he can as well. and he can make it as ignorant as he desires.

    if you have such a problem with the way he posts you can always ignore him, but i guess it takes maturity to do that.

    "kick you in the balls?" :lmao:
     
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