I cant get over this quizzing business...

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Hi Naughty,

umm... well, devotion - yes, but I'm not married yet, so basically still in the market. But I'd fight for you anytime! And of course you may crown me.

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Luke is likely to date or marry Gabrielle of Desperate Housewives!

This gorgeous trophy wife looks great on your arm, but watch out, if you leave her alone she won't stay bored for long! It takes more than a luxury sports car or diamond necklace to keep her happy. if only you can figure out what that missing ingredient is before the gardener's next visit.

The missing ingredient, I suspect, is what I have in my pants. I'm of the old school that says enough size shared often enough quietens even the most restless beauty.

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Originally posted by naughty+Jul 7 2005, 01:17 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(naughty &#064; Jul 7 2005, 01:17 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>Bruce,

How terribly sweet. Darlin&#39; with talk like that though I would be more concerned that your lady love would crown you&#33; LOL&#33;

Naughty
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Hi Naughty,

hm, if she had read this, I think my coronation would be as useful as tits on a bull - what should I do with a crown, after having been decapitized by her?

Bruce

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Luke is likely to date or marry Gabrielle of Desperate Housewives&#33;

This gorgeous trophy wife looks great on your arm, but watch out, if you leave her alone she won&#39;t stay bored for long&#33; It takes more than a luxury sports car or diamond necklace to keep her happy. if only you can figure out what that missing ingredient is before the gardener&#39;s next visit.

The missing ingredient, I suspect, is what I have in my pants. I&#39;m of the old school that says enough size shared often enough quietens even the most restless beauty.

Luke
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Hey Luke,

I don&#39;t know whether you found out already, but for a true fan and conoisseur of DH, it&#39;s pretty easy to manipulate the test to get the "desired" result, since all questions refer to one of the character features of the housewives.

Still, Susan I got without manipulating the test.

Bruce
 

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Originally posted by BruceSter+Jul 7 2005, 04:38 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(BruceSter &#064; Jul 7 2005, 04:38 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Roystoy@ Jul 7 2005, 07:46 AM
Luke is likely to date or marry Gabrielle of Desperate Housewives&#33;

This gorgeous trophy wife looks great on your arm, but watch out, if you leave her alone she won&#39;t stay bored for long&#33; It takes more than a luxury sports car or diamond necklace to keep her happy. if only you can figure out what that missing ingredient is before the gardener&#39;s next visit.

The missing ingredient, I suspect, is what I have in my pants. I&#39;m of the old school that says enough size shared often enough quietens even the most restless beauty.

Luke

Hey Luke,

I don&#39;t know whether you found out already, but for a true fan and conoisseur of DH, it&#39;s pretty easy to manipulate the test to get the "desired" result, since all questions refer to one of the character features of the housewives.

Still, Susan I got without manipulating the test.

Bruce
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OH, yes, I know, Bruce, but I generally answer my true beliefs regardless of the manipulations. I&#39;m an old hand at resisting manipulation because my ex (as I think most women inherently are) couldn&#39;t skip many days trying her talents on me. Her near genius IQ only made me more termined to overcome them, though, and I often did.

You see, I&#39;ve told you all year that you were Susan&#39;s soul mate. You would be so hot making out with her :evilgrin:
 

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I got Gabrielle, but I personally like Susan the best (yummy Teri Hatcher&#33;)

I took it a 2nd time, got some different questions, and got Edie this time&#33; No thanks&#33;
(Well, maybe for some fun, but nothing long term&#33;)

LapDog :p :9 :p
 

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Originally posted by lapdog2001@Jul 8 2005, 02:24 PM
I got Gabrielle, but I personally like Susan the best (yummy Teri Hatcher&#33;)

I took it a 2nd time, got some different questions, and got Edie this time&#33; No thanks&#33;
(Well, maybe for some fun, but nothing long term&#33;)

LapDog :p :9 :p
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I did this quiz (when I was bored) about 5 times in a row, and my result was

- 3 x Susan
- 1 x Gabrielle
- 1 x Edie

So if I make the same difference as you do, I&#39;d take Gabrielle for some fun, but Susan remains my number one - would win over Gabrielle every time.

Edie smells like a lot of work - I bet she&#39;s more a hitter, less a pitcher.

Still, my other target would be Bree - I bet she can really get hot in bed, well, as long as you allow her to change the stained sheets afterwards.

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Originally posted by prepstudinsc@Jul 9 2005, 01:14 PM
Bree would be changing the sheets as you would be doing it, but knowing her, she probably has rubber sheets on the bed so the real sheets don&#39;t get stained.
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Hmmm - Sex on rubber sheets, sounds like an interesting new mode to play it. Surely increases sweating for the one who&#39;s on the rubber, and I always like some sweat being fucked up. Hell, me and my kinks...

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Originally posted by thirteenbyseven@Jul 13 2005, 09:40 AM
I got "Edie," the formerly hot Nicolette Sheridan. Took it again with slightly different answers and it came up the same. It must mean I like blonds with lousy plastic surgery.
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Hm, I&#39;d have trusted you to a better taste... (* mocking *)

I guess you went to "classic" in your answers. Your favorite Disco Song was "Ring my bell", and favorite music for a date "anything with a good beat"? Can you be found "washing your car in the front yard" on weekends? Well, there you go, Mr. Britt...

Bruce
 

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I took this quiz with my fiancee recently - I would most likely be Susan and my man would most likely marry Susan&#33; We took it twice and got the same result. How ironic is that, match made in heaven?&#33;

Susan is hot but she&#39;s a flake, however out of all of the housewives she&#39;s probably the one everyone wants to live next door to. Gabrielle is gorgeous but she&#39;s a cheating bitch&#33;