I can't hide my dick no metter what i wear

Discussion in 'Underwear, Clothing, and Appearance Issues' started by D_Engaria Wideplough, May 8, 2009.

  1. D_Engaria Wideplough

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    Mi dick is so big that it shows off all the time. I wear only sweat pants and for the posing suits they have to be costume made. Any body whit same situation?
     
  2. HellsKitchenmanNYC

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    You should come stand in front of my building so I can see if y'r telling the truth! :D
     
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    you poor poor thing. Do you get many disgusted looks from people.
     
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    yeah, but is it real or pumped?
     
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    I would love to pump it!
     
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    Try wearing underwear...Einstein!
     
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    uh, maybe some briefs would be in your interest??? tie it in a knot or something.
     
  8. goodwood

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    Why do you feel necessary to hide it? It's there so it is what it is. I am not seeing the problem.
     
  9. jockmaestro

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    Since your dick is so big, shouldn't you have written, "I can't hide my dick no METER what I do?"
     
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    :rofl: I can't top any of these comments.:beerchug2:
     
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    I agree with Goodwood
     
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    OH SHIT! Is this that the real Muscle Eddie? *faints*
     
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    Man, that picture of you is incredible...that must be one hell of a mouth watering buldge
     
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    Try a kilt, maybe a full-lenght dress with frills... Probably could, in the least, draw attention away from it...
     
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    I notice I have the same problem and especially when I'm playing sports, I have gotten used to over time and don't care anymore
     
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    So... stop trying. If you have been given a big cock, do not HIDE it away! Show it off at every opportunity! Be proud! Make others feel jealous of what you have! You got it, so flaunt it.

    Tony
     
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    Stop pumping it and it will return to it's small size.
     
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    I had the same problem until I learned to put it all up my anus. You should try it.
     
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    Uh, maybe try something other than sweat pants?
     
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    That's where I keep mine and it saves a whole host of problems. A tertiary benefit is that I don't have to read all those "How do you hide your bulge" threads.
     
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