I can't pee in a steady stream

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  1. luklakls

    luklakls New Member

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    For some reason i cant willingly pee in a steady stream. it always splits an i end up missing part of the toilet to the point where sometime i get on my knees to piss so im closer.

    being paranoid I looked an my penis an there almost seems to be a small indent right on the inside maybe a mm in from the hole.
    kinda like when you put a ink pen to an object an it leaves a little dent.

    this probably has nothing to do with it, but could it be that indent alters the stream ever so slightly.

    even if i havnt masturbated for a while i still seem to piss in 2 lines
     
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    That happens to me sometimes. Is it because our penises are big ? I pee like a fucking fire engine anyway - its not funny
     
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    yea thats one thing i figure. im just under 8 inches i though maybe my piss just slows down do much before it makes it out
     
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    luklakls, were you circ'd as an infant?

    I ask because meatal stenosis is a documented complication.
     
  5. B_Monster

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    If your 45 years old or older you may have an enlarged prostate, see a doctor and ask for Flomax, does your piss stream stop and go, do you have a sudden urge to piss?

    If your younger it just happens sometimes, it does to me. Why not sit instead of stand or kneel, less messy, :biggrin1:
     
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    Uh... you should see a doctor about this. Sometimes men get genital warts in the urethra and it causes problems like this. The problem gets worse as the wart grows, sometimes blocking the urethra entirely and it requires immediate surgery.
     
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    Ck. for urethra blockage of some nature....
     
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    Sit ! Never, tis a mans right to stand while peeing
     
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    As a matter of interest how often do you pee, gingernuts? If you're peeing that much either you're not going very often or you're drinking large amounts of fluid. I did 2 x500ml during the course of this morning but in order to achieve that I drank a pint and a half of coffee and there would be the effects of the early morning breakfast tea added to it.
     
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    Hm, this happens to me, but only when I piss when I am hard.
     
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    My dad takes that and Proscar.

    It happens from time to time.

    Sometimes if I'm feeling lazy I sit. :tongue:
     
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    I bet your bathroom smells great with piss all over it, :biggrin1:
     
  13. D_lzavazed

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    Yeah, same for me, as my urethra somewhat flattens when I am hard so it shares the similar phenomena, so your urethra may just not be a circle. If you are still concerned though, I would see a doctor. The people here can only give so much help.
     
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    im to young to have an enlarged prostate. im im pretty sure its not warts.
     
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    It's rpobably a side effect of your penis enlargement it will go away by itself.
     
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    I guess you are 19 yo :smile: ... I call it a man's ego to stand while peeing and let someone eles clean the mess after you :smile:.

    I seem to always have a penis that is a little bit harder than it should in all day thru, and rarely rests cold. I have this kind of problem, and found that the colder and softer my penis gets, the stream comes out steadier. If the weather is very cold and just finished running, my penis goes really SMALL and the stream comes perfect!!
     
  17. midlifebear

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    For the first 3 months after PC surgery all that insult and injury to my urethra meant I sprayed like a Rain Bird lawn sprinker all over the place. So, I had to sit and hold myself in such a way that I didn't kink while forcing myself to pee as hard as possible and also keep myself from flopping into the toilet. Had to drink lots of water, too. It hurt like Hell. But it passed.

    As for the inevitable back splash from standing to piss, I have a urinal AND a bidet in all the bathrooms in both my homes outside the US of the A as well as the usual toilets. Still, I never worry about cleaning the ceramic bowls, marble floor tiles and cermic tiled walls because I pay someone to clean my house twice a week. In fact, I pay them more than the other people they clean for.

    Now, aren't I special. Damn straight I am.

    "Remember kids, be very very nice to everyone you meet."
     
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