I can't stop purchasing killer undies

Discussion in 'Underwear, Clothing, and Appearance Issues' started by SilverTrain, Jan 13, 2012.

  1. SilverTrain

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    Help!

    I've recently been on an absolute spree. I began to "upgrade" my undie selection awhile back, have discovered several brands/types that make me feel completely wonderful, and am hopelessly addicted to hunting down more and more of these perfect knickers. I have quite a lot now, but find myself wanting more and more. :confused: Perhaps I can console myself with the knowledge that I won't have to do laundry as often, they won't wear out for years....

    Hi, my name is Silvertrain, and I'm a microfiber boxer brief/trunk-aholic.....................
     
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    Whew! For a moment there I thought somehow your underpants were out to get you.
     
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    BWAHAHAH!

    Me, Too. The first thing I thought of, when I saw this thread, was this Troma flick:

    Killer Condom (1996) - IMDb

    I guess GMTA, right?
     
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    One never knows. But lately I've been getting along with them quite well. :smile:
     
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    Dude, i feel your pain, though i cant buy what i wanna buy, pm me to talk more.
     
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    Admitting it is the first step. Now please post new pix of you wearing each new pair you get. We will help you through this, we will. One pair and picture at a time :biggrin:
     
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    Good idea. Perhaps it will help cure me. No one here to take pics right now...........
     
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    Would you buy this? :33:
     
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    I'm not sure the color scheme flatters me. And it seems rather odd to buy a thong-ish thing like that with a self-flagellating mixed message on it. Or is it just cute-ly self deprecating? :confused:

    In any event, I AM a porn star! At least tonight. :cool:
     
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    Oh geez me too! I finally had to quit cold turkey and. It allow myself to buy anymore briefs. I'm not even going to fathom a guess on how many pairs I own. I will not publicly admit how many drawers full of underwear I have....

    In the spirit of recovery: Hi, I'm jump_start, and I'm a brief-a-holic.
     
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    total brief-a-holic here. There are worse things to be adDICkted to, tho. I wander thru underwear aisles at every story I go to, just dreamin...
     
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    Ever since discovering that there were more options than Hanes and Fruit of the Loom, I've been on a buying spree. Got a few pairs that will likely never really get worn, some that just don't fit right, and a growing collection of boxerbriefs that I've discovered fit me very well. And a few others that are specific purpose, like jock straps.

    If I don't slow down soon, I'll have to clear out another drawer!
     
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    I'm a little obsessed with Calvin Klein's...I have maybe 30 or 40 pairs now... :S maybe even 50
     
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    #14 SilverTrain, Jan 14, 2012
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    I think I'm up to 57 pairs of underwear or something like that. Most of them are 2(x)ist but I also have some Diesel and Ginch Gonch as well. Then a couple random brands like PPU, Pikante and Gigo.
     
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    I also can't stop buying underwear... Lol.
     
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    What brands/styles have u bought, how many you have?
     
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    phew im not the only one. I mainly buy CK briefs usually at TJ Maxx or Marshalls for $10 each. Now a days I will visit 3 or 4 TJ or Marshalls stores every month or so around my area just to look in the underwear section and hopefully add to my collection. I don't know how many I own, but it is wayy more than necessary. I don't even wear briefs in public because I'm scared people will see my undie line and judge me (I wear basketball shorts a lot) so I stick to generic brand boxer-briefs. The only time I really wear briefs is at home alone because I love how they look on me and when I'm taking pictures for this site or my Tumblr :p.
    If I see a shirt I want on sale for $10 I'll hesitate to buy it, but if I see a sexy pair of briefs at practically any price I will buy it on the spot. I've recently got into Armani briefs, so sexy, but so pricey! Anyway, I am bignbubbly and I'm a brief-o-holic
     
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    Dude break the cycle and do yourself and every other crotch watcher a favor and go commando. Show off that great VPL. ( visible penis line)
     
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    I found a treasure trove at a Marshalls today. :love:

    Also, a major markdown at a department store. My package loves me, but I may be out of control! :eek:
     
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