I clean naked, do you?

[big_tits4big_dicks]

Or anything else silly nude? I have a good reason! I am struck by cleaning "attacks" I call them. Here I am, minding my own business applying makeup or something. And then I notice, the sink should be cleaned, oh and the mirror. So Out comes the cleaning supply's, uh oh, I don't want this on my dress! Off it goes! Do you do this? Maybe it's the pool? Don't mow the lawn naked though, that's dangerous

 

[DaveyR]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - cleaning involves too many dangerous products for my bits to be exposed

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

I used to clean naked until I slammed the refrigerator door on my meat.

 

[nudeyorker]

I do everything at home naked. I even clean the pool naked.

 

[sbat]

I like naked cooking. And working out naked. Thank god for freeweights and home gyms

 

[palmboy]

Yeah I also like being in my house naked, and especially exercising naked.

 

[Riven650]

When the weather is warm I like to be naked at home, and that certainly includes doing the cleaning. I'd do the gardening in the nude if we were not so overlooked by our neighbors.

 

[B_Hickboy]

Yes, and I sometimes dirty naked too.

 

[HazelGod]

I like naked cooking.

Not me, not anymore. Nothing like a tiny splatter of hot bacon grease below your navel to break you of the habit.

 

[Countryguy63]

Not me, not anymore. Nothing like a tiny splatter of hot bacon grease below your navel to break you of the habit.

I thought I would be sexy one time and serve my ex breakfast in bed, nekkid. The "tiny splatter" of the bacon grease wasn't enough to deter me. It was when I cracked that first egg and it "plopped" into the bacon grease that had me screaming and reaching for the nearest cold liquid, which happened to be a glass of orange juice on the counter .

Sticky and blistered is NOT sexy!! Plus, I woke her up and she got mad at me

 

[maxcok]

Not me, not anymore. Nothing like a tiny splatter of hot bacon grease below your navel to break you of the habit.

No shit. I had a big hot grease 'splatter' that put me out of commission for a good month. The worst was it happened right before a planned get-together with a hot prospect I'd been tracking for awhile. I couldn't explain my sudden inability to follow through the rest of the month and consequently didn't get a second shot. Learned my lesson though, now I wear a sexy little apron. :biggrin2:

 

[sbat]

I thought I would be sexy one time and serve my ex breakfast in bed, nekkid. The "tiny splatter" of the bacon grease wasn't enough to deter me. It was when I cracked that first egg and it "plopped" into the bacon grease that had me screaming and reaching for the nearest cold liquid, which happened to be a glass of orange juice on the counter .

Sticky and blistered is NOT sexy!! Plus, I woke her up and she got mad at me

So that's why they say pig is bad for you

 

[D_Tully Tunnelrat]

So that's why they say pig is bad for you

There are direct references to this type of accident in ancient scripture.

Solvents can have nasty side effects too.

 

[B_Hickboy]

So that's why they say pig is bad for you

Depends on the pig.

 

[maxcok]

Depends on the pig.

Must everything be about you?

 

[catman]

I clean naked as well (if you are going to get hot and sweaty) the only thing I have to be careful is scrubbing the floor, was using comet (a scrubbing power) in the bathroom and reached to do something and dragged my cock thru it (I quickly jumped up to wash but made me very cautious from then on (bleach + penis = baaaaad)

I also baked with an apron on (once had the door swing shut narrowly missing my dick (I think it was the breeze of the swing but enough to make me JUMP)

 

[Mastur]

I bathe and shower naked.

I'm strange like that...

 

[big_tits4big_dicks]

hahaha, cooking I just knew would be a bad idea!

 

[luka82]

No, i never clean. But sometimes i cook naked.
People love my pubes in their soups

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Depends on the pig.

Must everything be about you?

No, darlin' - that one's about me :biggrin1:

As for the OP, well, it depends on the job at hand. For example, I clean myself naked but mucking out the cavy cages... not so much.