I come to LPSG when I really want to hate my dick.

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by B_jibjub, Apr 14, 2008.

  1. B_jibjub

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    It works real good, too.
     
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    Hmm... okay.
     
  3. B_jibjub

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    Yeah. My dick is a majorly disappointing part of my overall life experience this time around.
     
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    This time around?
     
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    all dicks need love and attention
    there is enough hate in the world without adding more
    love your cock
     
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    :hug: I'm sure your dick is lovely.
     
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    Overexposure to big dicks (whether by this site or porn) will make you think they're normal, when really, the men in question are a minority. It's important to keep things in realistic perspective and to love what you've been given.
     
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    Unless I'm totally off-base here, Jibjub, do you believe in reincarnation? If so, maybe you should look at whatever resentment you have toward your dick as an opportunity to gain an enlightenment of sorts. Part of Buddhist philosophy is overcoming selfishness and a feeling of entitlement.

    Just as you didn't choose to have whatever you have, guys with big dicks (and I'm assuming here that you hating your dick and coming here has to do with your own size) didn't choose either. They have their own insecurities just as you do. The cycle of self-loathing you seem to be apart of can be broken, man. Get past it and find some sort of peace, really. For your next life as least.
     
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    I do.

    I hate my dick because it isn't huge. People with monster dicks can't possibly understand.

    If there is any way at all that we can choose our dick size prior to incarnating in this dimension, then I am definitely going to choose a big ol' 9" NBPEL X 7" MSEG beast next time around. Then I am going to constantly be splitting some tiny tight blonde bitches real good.
     
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    How come you can't just be happy with what ya got? With an attitude like that, you will get reincarnated with a dick that big and it will be too big for everyone that you get with. Then how will that be?
     
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    Oh, and why blonde?
     
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    Love your cock and it will give you pleasure right back and don't worry about the size.
     
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    life is too short to hate ANYTHING
    live hard and love long
     
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    Academically, I agree it would be best to cultivate a contented attitude and a realistic perspective on the importance of cock size. However, in truth, speaking for myself, I love having a big ol' schlong and would be disappointed if I didn't. So, I do understand.
     
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    I love the fact that we are actually discussing how to reincarnate into a specific size measurement through buddhism. If ANYBODY thinks this is just a tad off the mark, laugh loudly (though peacefully and non judgementally). :)

    He also uses NBPEL and MSEG. One would hate karma to misunderstand and deliver BPEL. Hahahaha!
     
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    Why do you want to punish yourself like this? And then you only want blond bitches? Do you get mad at sizequeens for their choice?

    I am sorry but your statement and motive is clearer than muddy water.

     
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    LOL :biggrin1:
     
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    Geez, I don't even understand what NBPEL and MSEG are...:confused::confused::confused:
     
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    None Bone Pressed Erected Length & Mid-Shaft Erected Girth?
     
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    Geez, you guys.

    Let me spell it out for you - IT IS NOT THAT IMPORTANT!!!

    I could care less for an inch less or more once it's inside me... Take it from a size queen!!!

    As long as it's large enough, then who gives a da..!?!?
     
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