I could die today if I had sex with

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    I'll go for this only if the sex lasts for 24 hours, with 10-minute breaks between sessions.

    And I get to be with EVERY woman on the list.

    I'll think about it and get back to you.
     
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    Think for a lot of guys that'd be a natural death out of sheer exhaustion no matter who you fuck.
     
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    Like I said...that's what would make it worth it.

    Salma Hyack is on the list.
     
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    Ah, the irony...

    As a person who holds no belief in any mythological afterlife, I can honestly say my "die to fuck" list is nonexistent.
     
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    hah, getting deeply philosophical aren't we...
    Think dying to fuck is what a virign arab suicide bomber would do.
    Think fucking to die on the hand is a man who knows that the ultimate spritual fullfilment is fully selfish, banal and ephemeral yet not completely unholy in its essence.
     
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    I don't think I'd want my last experience in life to be having sex. However, if I haaad to...it would be Jake Gyllenhaal. Sorry I couldn't give a "straight" answer. Get it? Straight...answer? Because I'm not straight and this thread was started by a straight guy?


    Nevermind. You'll get it tonight.
     
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    I am not looking to pull a bee and die afterwards, but I would take a 2 week coma for a crack at Jessica Biel, Meagan Fox or Elisha Cuthbert.
     
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    They just dont do it for me. I want something juicy............:smile: :wink:
     
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    I could die.
     
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    Oh, I also second Marcluc on that.

    I thought of a girl that I'd like to have sex with...Ciara. Yeah, I'd switch for her in a half-second.
     
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    I certainly don't have a "fuck to die" list, but I'd sure do a lot to get with Monica Belluci. :wink:
     
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    I totally agree. Best body in Hollywood.

    :boobies:
     
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    Ah, the Social Convenor cometh.:cool:
     
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    baby with that big cock of urs i'm sure she wouldn't mind ;)
     
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    I wish I knew what that meant so I could laugh, or be offended. Whichever one.
     
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    Ashlee Simpson!!!!
     
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    I can't see myself dying to have sex with anyone.

    However, there are some people I would kill, if that was a condition for having sex with someone else. If we assume there would be no personal consequences to me arising out of the killings, the list of dead people of could get quite long. :smile:
     
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