I couldn't believe places like these exist...

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I couldn't believe places like these exist, when I've heard the talk about it. Then I thought it was just a bad joke, now I did some research myself and found this interesting link [Warning from my part, don't click if you have a weak stomach]. Talk about a not completely new form of religious terror, and in my eyes, tastelessness.

If you're inclined, please notice the neat ads at the borders of the page.

BARF.
 

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I couldn't believe places like these exist, when I've heard the talk about it. Then I thought it was just a bad joke, now I did some research myself and found this interesting link [Warning from my part, don't click if you have a weak stomach]. Talk about a not completely new form of religious terror, and in my eyes, tastelessness.

If you're inclined, please notice the neat ads at the borders of the page.

BARF.

I see they left out number XI, the LPSG room.
 

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the room descriptions are almost like a Daily Show punchline...they're so over-the-top i can barely believe they're real

a homosexual fucking a chicken?
on-site mandatory Republican registration?
11-yr old girls raping Satan?
tampons are immoral?


i had heard about this place, and actually wanted to go just for shits & giggles, and to laugh at all the absurdity...but now im just terrified that these people are that serious...altho im not entirely sure i believe about "room 11b"...but still, i'd rather not run the risk
 

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[SIZE=-2]A church member disguised as George Lucas then begins to make love to the creature as the tour group is hastily escorted to room number 8.

lol. Obviously its a joke, look at the ads...'The original What Would Jesus Do thong' etc
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Come on... This is obviously a joke, it's way too colorful and Kampy for a real site. Did any see the teen suicide reenactment in room V of the house? Real dead bodies from the Turkish earthquake on display??? that pretty much proves it's fake.

It's a well done fake site... A+ for effort. And if it's real then there is no hope for America.
 

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Whew...

Where can I sign up to be a respected Baptist? I wanna preach against sins and pay for male prostitutes too!

By the way, interesting how the house shaped like a small penis!
George
 

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Oh yes!!! :-D I want to became one of the most respectable members of this church!!! The church of the large men is no more enough for me!!! lol... :-D
 

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ok, so after reading a few more posts & re-reading the site, i agree that it's fake...the links on the top left are just far too outrageous...

im positive, tho, that there really was/is a "Hell House" that some fanatical church sets up around halloween...they have the "grunge teen suicide" room, and the "abortion" room...it made national news, and im almost positive that it was a serious thing...this site just seems to be a 'reply' to that, to show how ridiculous it is
 

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"A Godly woman is only to use a Maxi-Pad," Mrs. Crockett stated. "Why, they even have them with little angel wings now!"

OMG. Too funny.

What a trend we have in Jesus!...
 

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Yes, Landover Baptist is a satire website. Its really a bit of genius, actually. The funniest part of it is that it takes people quite a while before they realize it is a joke. It shows you how bizarre evangelical religion has become.