i did it! prince albert would be proud

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So I finally took a deep breath and headed over to Green Man tattoo in West Hartford, CT to see Georgina, who was very highly recommended to me as a body piercing artist. I definitely looked out of place, in my very preppy madras shirt, khaki shorts, flip flops, and panama hat. After presenting my ID and signing a thankfully uncomplicated release, I went upstairs to wait for Georgina to finish with the customers she was with. I stood around watching the "Reno 911" movie with a couple of dudes getting shoulder-to-shoulder back tattoos. It was stupid but it made me laugh. I almost forgot I was about to get a piece of metal stuck through my favorite male reproductive organ.

A couple of giggling lesbians walked out of the little piercing room, followed by Georgina herself. She asked me what I wanted, we picked out jewelry (a 10-gauge captive bead ring for now; after it heals, I want a stud), then I watched some more Reno 911 while she got her area ready. Lt. Dangle wears hot pants. Ha, ha!

As soon as I entered Georgina's workspace, it was time to drop trou. She took a coarse paper towel, ripped a hole in the middle, and draped my organ with it like a dick doily. She showed me all the parts she'd be using: needle, receiving tube, taper, and the jewelry; then she dipped some Q tips in antiseptic cream and rubbed them all over her hardware and my software (including a brief trip up my pee hole, which made me squirm).

"Breathe in," she said, and I looked straight ahead and inhaled slowly and deeply. I felt the receiving tube enter my urethra (it goes in about half an inch); an extremely icky feeling which was probably the most uncomfortable sensation of the experience.

"Breathe out." I exhaled. I felt a sharp, very brief sting, then some fiddling around, then a slightly more painful sensation as she put the ring in. Then it was over, I was the proud owner of a prince albert ring. There was no pain, just some slight discomfort feeling it rub around as I walked. We talked about aftercare and the healing period, we shook hands, I thanked her and paid, and I walked out, slightly bowlegged, into the sunlight. Yeah, I'm a badass.

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1.) My undies, yum.
2.) Soaking it with saline solution. I've worn a cup before, but this is ridiculous.
3.) Tada!
4.) Extreme close-up.
 

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hey man, congratulations. your experience was very similar to when I had my PA done. . I'm a very preppy dude as well and felt pretty out of place when I was waiting in the shop. it's a cool and weird feeling to have something new in your dick to feel and think about. my advice: give it time to heal and have fun with it.
 

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it looks great. when i went to get my hood done, i walked out with a labret instead. I chickened out. good for you.
 

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I walked out, slightly bowlegged, into the sunlight. Yeah, I'm a badass.

Looks great!

I gave a two hour lecture after I got mine done, and couldn't wait to get home, and jack off (which was great by the way).

It was one of the best things I have ever done.
 

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Congratulations on the new hardware! It looks awesome...:wink: Your experience was similar to mine (11 years ago). I love mine and don't regret at all! You will love your first orgasm post PA. Mine was out of this world!
 

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congrats man..and welcome to the club! got mine 8 years ago and it was the same procedure..right down to the saltwater bath in a cup afterward. the place that did mine though, had a practise of taking pics of their work. it was bad enough I got hard as they pierced it, I got rock hard for the pic. make sure you let it heal completely before stretching it to a thicker ring if you plan on that. I went too fast
 

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A good friend of mine had his done and was trying to convince me to do the same, but I have enough holes already.

He said they didn't want him to watch it while it was being done because it gushed blood (which may make some a little woosy). Is that true?
 

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A good friend of mine had his done and was trying to convince me to do the same, but I have enough holes already.

He said they didn't want him to watch it while it was being done because it gushed blood (which may make some a little woosy). Is that true?
No, I had about a drop of blood initially, then a very slow leak. That's about three hours' worth in my tighty whities. But everyone's different, and I guess some people are gushers.
 

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Congrats dude!! I had mine done in '86. Never regretted it to this day. There is so much you can do with those things and the sex is *ALWAYS* awesome with a P.A. even when it's bad. I now have a 00g.
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Sexy. I Don't Usually Like Piercings But Your Cock And Balls Are So Pretty Even If They Were Dipped In Shit I Would Love Them!!!! Here Kitty Kitty!