I do not have a large penis

Discussion in 'Sex With a Large Penis' started by bigbiboy, Aug 10, 2009.

  1. bigbiboy

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    I have been lying about my penis size. My user name Bigbiboy is a total fucking lie, I am far from big. My name should be Well-below-average-boy or Tiny-little-dick-boy, Bigbiboy is an outright lie, Ok I confess.
    I really have no right being on this site with all real the well hung guys and just have to confess my sin of being small.
    Ok, my measurements are 2.5 inches flaccid and just over 4 .5 fully erect and on lts 1 inch wide.
    This as every girl knows, makes me physically unable to please a women sexually. And Yes size does really matter. Having a small penis does mean a life of far less sex, once a women knows you are incapable of pleasing her she will not come back for more. And honestly I don't blame them, after all women deserve good sex with large penises. I feel quite sorry for the girls who I have tried to pleasure they all deserve better.
    Honestly I have even been thinking about stopping altogether with having sex with women so no more have to go through the misery of my little cock trying to pump away at them.

    I would like to propose a petition by the women of this site to order me to never again make a women suffer by me trying to fuck them with my little pee-pee! If 20 or more women reply to this post and tell me how useless an small my penis is and it should not be used again, I will promise it will never see a pussy again.
    If any proof was needed see the attached photos, I'm no joking my cock is fucking small. So tell me it's to small for use and I will never disapoint a girl again. Be rude about it, tell me how pathetic it is and how no women could ever enjoy one this small. Please I deseve the humiliation.
     

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  2. D_Leotols Toy

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    I sense someone's into this type of shit. -_-
     
  3. jumbo747jet

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    You know, it doesn't actually matter if you're big or small. You're always welcome at LPSG.

    Unfortunately you seem to expect that you will be humiliated once you're saying you have a small penis but you're forgetting that LPSG is a support group.

    If, on the other hand, you are actively looking for "humiliation", there are other sites dedicated to that.

    All the best to you
     
  4. B_625girth

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    better start on some PE and hone some good pussy licking skills.
     
  5. D_Leotols Toy

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    Self pity usually isn't a big winner with the ladies either. Have some confidence and buck up, no one likes a whiner
     
  6. nudeyorker

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    I really don't understand the need of abasement here; there are many men who have perfectly happy and satisfactory sex lives with a smaller penis. Maybe you should try some different positions and techniques.
    Again as was stated before if you need to be belittled or degraded there are other sites who carter to such whims. LPSG is not one of them
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    There are lots of cuckold sites that will satisfy your needs.
     
  8. UpwardCurve

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    People like you really annoy me. Just go back to measurection or something and don't come back, no one wants to waste their time humiliating you. instead of spending time on penis forums, why dont you try to regain some dignity for yourself.
     
  9. koval

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    I still like your peepee as you call it :wink:
     
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    bigbiboy......buddy if u feel better about your confession...great....not necessary but glad u un-burdened.....hope you feel inclined to stick around...as far as SPH....well sum here thrive on such....good luck...i hope.....it works.......
     
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    Irritates the fuck out of me when SPH guys join this site.

    There must be loads of sites that cater to that, so why choose this one? Do you assume that women who like big willies also enjoy humiliating men with smaller ones? WRONG!

    Wouldn't dream of berating you because of the size of your penis, even when you are here begging us to.

    Seriously - google SPH and find people who share your interests!
     
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    i dont get it, whats so cool about being humiliated?
     
  13. ripvanwinkle

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    dude, get a grip! here's the tweezers:biggrin1:

    WTF is the matter with you? we got what we got. some people are retarded, blind, legless, etc. you got nothing more sorrowful than the short-bus people. :mad:we should feel sorry for you and berate you? that's sick, too.:mad:

    i didn't start coming here to show off my big dick. :redface: that reminds me of a woody allen movie where he finds his long lost daughter who is a hooker and doesn't know he is her father. she says he is probably like all the others who come in her life swinging their big dicks. he says, "oh no i wouldn't do that"!:biggrin1:

    my woman's taller than an average woman and taller than me. so bottoming out is just not an option. we find other ways to maximize our pleasure together. if she loves you, she will work with you to find ways to be satisfied.

    the average penis is shorter than the average vagina, so most couples don't experience bottoming out. pity, since everyone enjoys it. life's not fair. surely you have some redeeming value, though! if not, get a sex change and become a hooker.

    but do get a grip dude. even if it means therapy.:cool:
     
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    The average penis is longer than the average vagina... just had to correct that, sorry! lol
     
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    not when you consider the vagina when aroused.
    especially when you consider what length is required to bottom out.
     
  16. Rubenesque

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    unaroused the vagina is around 3" deep, aroused it's around 5-6" deep. That's not to say it can't accomodate a penis longer than that. The average penis is around 6".
     
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    so whats a really really deep vagina? :D
     
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    rare
     
  19. DragonPenis

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    Hahaha. Let me tell you a story junior. Now I'm am very big (9.5x7ish) and I got had a crush on this girl who had a guy who was on the small side(she said he was under 5) and she rarely orgasmed. She and him broke up and i got with her and sure enough I gave her far more pleasure her in ways he never could. Yet at that time I was a real asshole over some stuff and treated her like shit for two weeks over a misunderstanding and she went back to him. No matter how much I tried to get her back it wouldn't work. My point is you don't need to have a large pecker to be happy in life or make a girl happy. Also don't feel down about yourself. Each of us has our own unique talents that make us special. I'm not very tall(5'5) so I can't really enjoy sports as much as I like and I am really into music but my singing voice is terrible(though I can do impressions very well oddly) but my thing is that my penis is huge. Your need to find something that makes you special. stop worrying about what others have.
     
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    Frank Zappa understood the issue. Listen to this masterpiece when you can!:rolleyes: This was one of his best bands, too.

    Frank Zappa - Dynamo Hum

    I couldn't say where she's coming' from,
    But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm

    She stroll on over, say look here, bum,
    I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum
    (Ya 'jus can't do it)

    She made a bet with her sister who's a little bit dumb
    She could prove it any time all men was scum

    I don't mind that she called me a bum,
    But I knew right away she was really gonna cum
    (So I got down to it)

    I whipped off her bloomers 'n stiffened my thumb
    An' applied rotation on her sugar plum

    I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got numb
    But I still didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm,
    Dinah-Moe Humm

    Dinah-Moe Humm
    Dinah-Moe Humm
    Where's this Dinah-Moe
    Comin' from
    I done spent three hours
    An' I ain't got a crumb
    From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe
    From the Dinah-Moe Humm

    Got a spot that gets me hot, ow!
    An' you ain't been to it
    (No no no no!)

    Got a spot that gets me hot, ow!
    An' you ain't been to it
    (No no no!)
    Got a spot that gets me hot
    But you ain't been to it
    (No no no no no!)
    Got a spot that gets me hot
    But you ain't been to it
    'Cause I can't get into it
    Unless I get out of it
    An' I gotta get out of it
    Before I get into it
    'Cause I never get into it
    Unless I get out of it
    An' I gotta be out of it
    To get myself into it

    (She looked over at me with a glazed eye
    And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area
    And she said . . . )

    Just get me wasted
    An' you're half-way there
    'Cause if my mind's tore up,
    Then my body don't care

    I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin
    An' said my-my-my
    What sort of thing
    Might this lady get high upon?

    I checked out her sister
    Who was holdin' the bet
    An' wondered what kind of trip
    The young lady was on

    The forty dollar bill didn't matter no more
    When her sister got nekkid an' laid on the floor
    She said Dinah-Moe might win the bet
    But she could use a little ______ if I wasn't done yet

    I told her . . .
    Just because the sun
    Want a place in the sky
    No reason to assume
    I wouldn't give her a try

    So I pulled on her hair
    Got her legs in the air
    An' asked if she had any cooties on there

    (Whaddya mean cooties! No cooties on me!)

    She was buns-up kneelin'
    BUNS UP!
    I was wheelin' an dealin'
    WHEELIN' AN' DEALIN' AN' OOOOH!
    She surrender to the feelin'
    SHE SWEETLY SURRENDERED
    An' she started in to squealin'

    Dinah-Moe watched from the edge of the bed
    With her lips just a-twitchin' an' her face gone red
    Some drool rollin' down
    From the edge of her chin
    While she spied the condition
    Her sister was in
    She quivered 'n quaked
    An' clutched at herself
    While her sister made a joke
    About her mental health
    'Till Dinah-Moe finally
    Did give in
    But I told her
    All she really needed
    Was some discipline . . .

    Kiss my aura . . . Dora . . .
    M-M-M . . . it's real angora
    Would y'all like some more-a?
    Right here on the flora?
    An' how 'bout you, Fauna?
    Y'wanna?

    MMM . . . sound like you're chokin' on somethin'

    Did you say you want some more?
    Well, here's some more . . .

    (Oh, baby . . . )

    Oh, sure . . . look,
    D'you think I could interest you
    In a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers?

    MMM . . . tweezers!
    Wait a minute, lemme sterilize 'em . . .
    Gimme your lighter . . .

    I couldn't say where she's coming' from
    But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm

    She stroll on over, say look here, bum,
    I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me ***
    (Y'jes can't do it)

    I whipped off her bloomers 'n stiffened my thumb
    An' applied rotation on her sugar plum

    I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got numb
    An' you know I heard some Dinah-Moe Humm
    Some Dinah-Moe Humm
    Dinah-Moe Humm
    Dinah-Moe Humm
    Dinah-Moe
    Dinah-Moe
    Some Dinah-Moe
    An' a little Dinah-Moe
    An' some Dinah-Moe
    An' some Dinah-Moe
    An' some Dinah-Moe
    An' a little Dinah-Moe
    An' some Dinah-Moe
    An' some Dinah-Moe
    An' some Dinah-Moe
    An' a Dinah-Moe again
    An' Dinah-Moe
    An' Dora too, lil' Dinah 'n Dora
    An' Dinah-Moe
    Kiss my aura, Dinah
     
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