I DO NOT Have Chlamydia!

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  1. Wonderboy

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    Despite what you may have heard in other, rival newspapers.

    My gf had thrush, the flu and was spotting. One or all of them gave a false positive. She still thinks she has chlamydia though lol. I was given medication 'just in case' and I got 30 (!!) condoms. Pasante Large. They're 5.5mm 'nominal width' and seem to fit ok except it does take quite a bit of effort to PULL them on...

    Still, free condoms are cool. And that swab/metal pole down my urethra was MAD...freaky.
     
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    Well, that is good news.. If you want it, I know a very attractive young lady in the UK who will bend over for you.:biggrin1:
     
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    MAD...freaky --- meaning "the stuff of fuckin' recurrent nightmares still" in my book. :rolleyes:

    Glad you got the all-clear, now please keep on fornicating as usual. :wink:
     
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    Oh really? Are you pimpin worldwide now? hehe.
     
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    I do what I can, buddy...

    But seriously, thinking you have an STD is one hell of a shitty time. I am glad you are free and clear, but slap one of those free condoms on your dick and have some fun with a less "risky" woman.:tongue:
     
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    Hehe thanks.

    Another funny, really weird thing is that my balls were aching since Sunday when she told me the test was positive...and then the night before the appointment they were swollen and REALLY big. But apparently it was all in my mind...and now they're back to normal although it was cool when they were big but it was making me walk funny.
     
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    if they were only looking for chlamydia why did they swab? makes no sense to me.....simple blood test and urine sample would have done the same
     
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    The swab is to make you wary of indulging in risky behaviour again!
     
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    kudos.

    I don't have herpes.
     
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