I dont believe 12-13 inch penis and thick exist........

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How long until the Double Long Daddy steel ruler picture shows up?

On a side note- Does anybody know how long the semi-front view ruler thing has existed? Grainy photos always tend to look old, but if it's been around a while, I'm not as up on this shit as I thought I was.
 
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The first guy is sitting down, so his penis is measured as longer by as much as a whole inch, you can try it on yourself.

The second guy doesn't seem to be sitting down, but his penis is also clearly angled down and not perpendicular to his body, so he also measures longer, and isn't 9" anyway.

We're getting off topic, the thread is about 12"
 
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The first guy is sitting down, so his penis is measured as longer by as much as a whole inch, you can try it on yourself.

The second guy doesn't seem to be sitting down, but his penis is also clearly angled down and not perpendicular to his body, so he also measures longer, and isn't 9" anyway.

We're getting off topic, the thread is about 12"

12 and 13 do not exist. It's been established the longest measured dicks on the internet are in the 9" range and an extreme minority 10". Check what has been posted on this thread.

As for sitting down, penis is always slightly shorter than standing up. I have tried this many times myself. You think your dick is bigger if you sit down and use a ruler? I am afraid not, it is the other way round.
 

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12 and 13 do not exist. It's been established the longest measured dicks on the internet are in the 9" range and an extreme minority 10". Check what has been posted on this thread.

As for sitting down, penis is always slightly shorter than standing up. I have tried this many times myself. You think your dick is bigger if you sit down and use a ruler? I am afraid not, it is the other way round.

It's longer when you push it down while sitting down, you're obviously sitting wrong :rolleyes:
 
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It's longer when you push it down while sitting down, you're obviously sitting wrong :rolleyes:

I am going to try this out again and see if you are right. Can you really add an inch to your dick by doing this? Every time I have either laid down or sat down my dick is measured shorter than standing up.

I am wondering if anyone has any examples of someone sitting down and standing up, i would like to see the measuring difference.
 

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Bob is correct (at least in my case), Sitting on something low with legs spread out, maybe leaning back and/or pressing down on your shaft does something. It's like your dick sinks down and forward, and creates a gap above it that the ruler sets into. Not sure why, but when you stand up and straighten out it retracts.
 
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12 and 13 do not exist.

Reality check

It's been established the longest measured dicks on the internet are in the 9" range and an extreme minority 10".

Still looking for that elusive correctly measured 9" cock. Plenty of pictures in the thread trying to look 9" - measuring from the butthole helps. It's like measuring your height in high heels.

As for 10" - well, only in wet dreams apparently. Let's settle for a properly measured 9" cock before venturing on...
 

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The first guy is 9 inches long.

No he's not...

The first guy is sitting down, so his penis is measured as longer by as much as a whole inch, you can try it on yourself.

Bob is correct (at least in my case), Sitting on something low with legs spread out, maybe leaning back and/or pressing down on your shaft does something. It's like your dick sinks down and forward, and creates a gap above it that the ruler sets into. Not sure why, but when you stand up and straighten out it retracts.

... And you are both right. Although it doesn't necessarily add a whole inch you can basically make your BPEL look like NBP.

Oh, and BTW it's actually me in that pic! I took it a few years ago purposely to show why you shouldn't take measured pics while sitting down, and posted it somewhere around here, together with a drawing that breaks down the shenanigans at work:

angles.jpg


Here's a recent, clearer pic taken in the same fashion, at that erection level I'm actually no more than 8.5" NBP:

pic 037rdi.jpg
 
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Don't believe porn stars or dimwit posters.as for truth,who knowz?10 inchez is 12.12 is 19 ininches.
oh please don't say that or a lot of chaps will be up in arms declaring the arty shots are true to life, lens distortion not happening and photo shop doesn't exist - you gotta have these donkey dicks or the fantasists wont be able to swoon and the swagger cocks will have nothing to boast about.
 

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Reality check



Still looking for that elusive correctly measured 9" cock. Plenty of pictures in the thread trying to look 9" - measuring from the butthole helps. It's like measuring your height in high heels.

As for 10" - well, only in wet dreams apparently. Let's settle for a properly measured 9" cock before venturing on...
How bout 8.5" tiny princess? IMG_2220.PNG
IMG_2221.PNG
 

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How bout 8.5" tiny princess? View attachment 592833
Couldn't say. Your picture is like the ones Godzilla keeps posting - to me it seems to start at the 1" mark and end at the 8" mark. But in honesty a perfect example of how not to prove a measurement.
 

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Couldn't say. Your picture is like the ones Godzilla keeps posting - to me it seems to start at the 1" mark and end at the 8" mark. But in honesty a perfect example of how not to prove a measurement.
Tiny p? Shouldn't it start at 1"? I mean last time I checked rulers start at 1".
 
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Tiny p? Shouldn't it start at 1"? I mean last time I checked rulers start at 1".
rulers start at zero , jesus, really . they start at 1 if you cut the first inch off. Hopefully, you're joking
 

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oh please don't say that or a lot of chaps will be up in arms declaring the arty shots are true to life, lens distortion not happening and photo shop doesn't exist - you gotta have these donkey dicks or the fantasists wont be able to swoon and the swagger cocks will have nothing to boast about.
Just hard to adult film star QUOTE
 

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12 and 13 do not exist. It's been established the longest measured dicks on the internet are in the 9" range and an extreme minority 10". Check what has been posted on this thread.

As for sitting down, penis is always slightly shorter than standing up. I have tried this many times myself. You think your dick is bigger if you sit down and use a ruler? I am afraid not, it is the other way round.
Your true size can distorted by Lens
My dick look s bigger than the photp