I dont believe 12-13 inch penis and thick exist........

[Bob Ross]

That explains it! That way his cock is not in his way when he is bowling.

..and, importantly, is nice and dry...

Do you think he needed to rent three shoes when he went bowling?
If his dick goes over the line when he rolls is it a foul?

 

[AlphaMale]

so if we can't find an 11 incher, could people post pictures of the biggest they have ever seen?

They'd all be within the same range anyway:

7-9" long

6-7" girth

 

[LargeOneFromHell]

Afraid 12 to larger inches penis are does existed because my friend was too excited to tell me a story about a night he pulled on a guy at nightclub. He give him a blowjob and bang he shocked to guy's "long and large cock ever he seen". accroding to his story, this guy was african american or so he thought.

In my theory, 12 to longer inches penis might existed for african americans only... I am not says they are but just in my theory...

 

[Bob Ross]

Afraid 12 to larger inches penis are does existed because my friend was too excited to tell me a story about a night he pulled on a guy at nightclub. He give him a blowjob and bang he shocked to guy's "long and large cock ever he seen". accroding to his story, this guy was african american or so he thought.

In my theory, 12 to longer inches penis might existed for african americans only... I am not says they are but just in my theory...

All your base are belong to us

 

[TinyPrincess]

All your base are belong to us

Pwned...

 

[willow78]

If anyone posted a story here about their wife cheating on them with two pairs of conjoined twins in a fivesome (and they happened to be neighbours), then while the gullible believe the footlong-dick-gangbang stories, only the completely insane would believe the conjoined-twin-gangbang one - yet that one is many times more likely!

Not if the conjoined twins have identical 12-13 inch peniseseseseses.....

 

[VernalTiger]

maybe you just need to warm her up

Yup. Never once, in all the years rawrg has been with his wife, has he ever considered "warming her up" first.

 

[ShannonH]

Not if the conjoined twins have identical 12-13 inch peniseseseseses.....

I think you've solved it - twins with 6" dicks each, but they're joined at the tip of their penises. That's how you'll find a footlong dick!

 

[ShannonH]

Oh here's a genuine probably-footlong dick, though I don't think this is what anyone was picturing:
http://listverse.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/179800-9.jpg

 

[bobg4400]

Oh here's a genuine probably-footlong dick, though I don't think this is what anyone was picturing:
http://listverse.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/179800-9.jpg

Ewww. What medical condition is that!?

The wierd thing is you can still see his penis underneath the skin.

 

[ShannonH]

Ewww. What medical condition is that!?

The wierd thing is you can still see his penis underneath the skin.

Elephantiasis cased by parasites transmitted by mosquitoes. Very common in many tropical regions (basically anywhere where malaria is common.) It causes your skin to thicken, so that actually is technically his penis you're seeing, and the 'penis underneath the skin' is just the internal part.

 

[bobg4400]

Elephantiasis cased by parasites transmitted by mosquitoes. Very common in many tropical regions (basically anywhere where malaria is common.) It causes your skin to thicken, so that actually is technically his penis you're seeing, and the 'penis underneath the skin' is just the internal part.

So that giant lump is mostly skin or something?
My first thought was that it was like that guy with giant balls that were storing water or fluid or something.

 

[BS76]

I don't care about shitloads - just show me one... one... 1...

Jonah Falcon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[dirkjesje]

Jonah Falcon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Come on. You are a member for more than 1 year... Than you can't even mention that name or member.
Why?

 

[tamati]

Jonah Falcon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

http://www.lpsg.org/search.php?searchid=157402

62 posts in this thread about him already....and hes still not 12". :tongue:

 

[AlphaMale]

Jonah Falcon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

And what's your point? His claims are bullshit and the so are the people perpetuating them. You can link a wikipedia article that anyone can edit, but can you actually provide any credible evidence? A picture (*gasp* OMG ) perhaps?

==

Bottom line, he's not 9.5 soft and he's certainly not 13.5 hard.

Hell, he's probably not even 8" hard, or he just barely reaches it.

Liars will be liars and other liars will always believe their lies.

R.I.P. The Myth of Jonah Falcon

Only idiots believe the claims now.

 

[dirkjesje]

And what's your point? His claims are bullshit and the so are the people perpetuating them.

He's not 9.5 soft, he's not 13.5 hard.

Hell, it's probably not even 8" hard.

Liars will be liars and other liars will always believe their lies.

R.I.P. Jonah Falcon

Only idiots believe the claims now.

Sorry to correct you.
He 's certainly 9", probably 10" semi-soft. But hard, no one knows if he can get his member hard...
But several have seen him swinging around with an amazing semi-soft cock.
He's long, but no 12", otherwise exposure is his thing....

 

[AlphaMale]

Sorry to correct you.
He 's certainly 9", probably 10" semi-soft. But hard, no one knows if he can get his member hard...
But several have seen him swinging around with an amazing semi-soft cock.
He's long, but no 12", otherwise exposure is his thing....

Sorry to correct you, but for someone who's so well versed on the subject you're wrong and way off base with your estimations of his size.

==

His cock is no bigger than anyone else who has a big cock. He's not even close to 9 or 10" hard, let alone soft. Where's your proof of this claim?

Several dozen members on this board alone, myself included, have a cock that is as big or bigger than his - by far.

I've seen every picture and video that was ever out there of this guy. He has about a 6" semi erection (which is claimed to be "soft"), certainly not any bigger. He's never posted an actual hard photo or video.

He's a liar and a charlatan. You have just apparently been fooled by his ruse.

==

http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/jonah_falcon1.jpg

9-10" What?

When the world average for "hard" is 5 inches, then 6" soft/semi-soft is amazing.

 

[TinyPrincess]

Jonah Falcon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

It's Friday, so I'll be nice to you. I'll choose to take your post as an example of bull... Not a serious attempt to prove 12+

 

[Cobalt Blue]

Wife's first husband was 12" measured in front of her with a ruler. Even if the ruler was not placed quite right it makes an imposing object.

Indeed.

....amazed and amused that this shaggy-dog discussion is still going strong. The only striking thing regarding dimensions in this thread is the gargantuan steaming pile of bullshit that posters continually add to. I believe that 12-13 metre high piles of dung do indeed exist..