Let's get this out of the way, first: I'm ugly. And poor. Very poor. And I don't have a good excuse for that, either. I can't afford a car so my mobility is extremely limited. And my interests are few and far between. Don't like TV. Don't like movies. Can't stand the radio. Not fond of dancing. About the only thing I like to do is watch football, play music and, well, come to this site. I don't have too many friends, or, well, any really, which is partly the result of the fact that I don't like many things, generally. Plus, as I'm fast approaching my mid thirties, I'm not gettin' any younger... So the fact of the matter is that I have very little going for me. An old saying goes, 'to be loved, you must be loveable'...which doesn't fill me with a lot of confidence. And as we know (or have been repeatedly told) 'confidence is king.' Now then -- with cards firmly laid out on the table -- I am asking for help: what is a guy like me supposed to do if they don't want to remain alone for the rest of their lives (or the next two months)...???