I should note that the funniest thing in the world is when you buy large condoms and you get the second look and the crotch check. Especially from a male clerk who makes it obvious.
Of course, I could be making water balloons
The customer could also be buying them for a hung PARTNER, so
the clerk really shouldn't assume it's the buyer who is hung.
I get the MAGNUMs and find they're perfect, though I've always been
curious about the XLs. What I want is a small box with three XLs in
them. They only sell the big box, containing way more than I want
if I just wish to give them a trial run. What if I find out they're not
as fine fitting as the regular Magnums? Then I'm stuck with a box
filled with condoms that aren't the right size. Still... I want to know
if those XLs are going to be great for my thick dick! DILEMMA.
Another thing... I hate the discrimination against us big-dick guys
when it comes to condoms being given away free at bars or at
parties, benefits, whatever. They are ALWAYS regular sized condoms.
Hey, what about those of us who can't FIT into those things? They
leave us empty handed.