Our own lovable huggable, and very BANNED, Chaseter(Spladel) will be staying in my guest bedroom Saturday night. That's right. What's the occasion, you ask? My dear friend, Shawnzy, is having a small gathering of people at his townlake condo here in Austin and everyone's invited. Don't forget to bring your dancing shoes, as several djs will be present and able to work the decks at their convenience. And bring your swimmy's too and get there early. The hot tub on the roof is going to fill up fast. Chasester tells me he's engaged but that pure hogwash, don't you think? C'mon! Different city, different county, different zip code! According to the state of Texas, I'm not allowed to drink, so I'll have to use my charm(they're called boobies)to woo him into submission. Any suggestions? I've already got the lube in the microwave on ten seconds and the dildos in the dishwasher. What's next?