I don't normally do this...

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  1. IntoxicatingToxin

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    But this guy made me laugh. Just got a PM from some noob... subject line says, "check out my 9 inch cock". The body of the PM says "tell me what youd do to it ;)".

    WTF is wrong with guys sometimes? Seriously? Is he really that conceited that he thinks I'd want him just because he has a massive cock? I didn't even bother looking at his gallery. :rolleyes:
     
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    LOL Well, that is the arrogance of youth. "Look at what I've got, aren't you jealous?" After a few years they figure out that there needs to be a person attached to their dick, and they go to work on becoming one.
     
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    Meg, either a teenager got through the filter or he was badly lobotimized
     
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    oh my gosh i got one yesterday too with the same subject line. the body of mine read "you sexy sexy girl".
     
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    why don't chicks message me dirty little nothings.:frown1:
     
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    <~~~ is currently typing up filth and freakery for Mr. Psidom.
     
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    Meg, you are supposed to keep our conversations private, don't put me on blast like that!! LOL j/k... sorry about your PM from that noob :tongue:
     
  8. IntoxicatingToxin

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    lol, you're a doll, I don't think you could be rude enough to send someone a PM like that. :tongue:
     
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    You could have said you were Lorena Bobbit and know EXACTLY what you want to do with it.
     
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    I had a convo on chat awhile ago w/a guy who told me he had a 15 inch penis and he couldn't figure out why I wasn't jumping on a plane to go have sex w/him. Honestly. I told him well I dunno how to even explain why I wouldn't have sex w/someone just cuz of their penis that's just obvious but besides that I would feel bad for anyone who was really 15 in. cuz that's just not even close to good. He seemed to really not get this saying isn't bigger better? That's when I started to think some of the people here are for real 14 year old boys cuz who else would even think a 15 inch penis would be good that's not even human.
    But to the OP yeah I hear that all the time "I'm really big check out my pics" and then they're really confused when I just say no thx. Then they say oh so you don't like big cock and I'm like i dunno how to even answer that. It's frustrating cuz they think so black and white like if I like big obv. I wanna check out every big guy. Looking at some random guy's penis is not that interesting!
     
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    kIND OF A REDUNDANT QUESTION ISN'T it..you answered it yourself
     
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    i write them nice, long replies on exactly what i'd do.
    usually they involve hammers, fire crackers and piano wire.
     
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    Its funny how you women get such a kick out of joking about cutting off a mans cock..wonder if youd feel the same way about discussing cutting out your cunt or chopping off a tit....Stupididy reighs on LPSG..and its lead by people like this
     
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    You do love your imaginative ways to harm people!
     
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    yes, you're right. it IS funny.
    need a tissue?
    it's healthy!
    seriously, i had a therapist tell me that the cartoon violence i imagine onto those who offend me is perfectly healthy.
    ...as she said it i was pondering strangling her with her own tits. :smile:
     
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    :rolleyes:
    That's it, D? Wow ... you are mellowing with age. *ducks incoming sharp objects*

    P
     
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    Omg Chrissy! Why do you have to make fun of me for the world to see!
     
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    hehe. i would never ever make fun of you fxc. you are far too cute/hot for that.

    i think meg & i got a PM from the same guy, quite frankly. same. exact. subject. line. same day too.
     
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    I got it too!!! IT
     
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    Opps! I got it also! Subject line " check out my 9" cock" It said " you sexy, sexy girl"
     
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