I dream of having a 14 inch cock

[FleshlightMouth]

You could do what so many have done and put your name on the Elephant Transplant list and hope your name comes up. But even if it does, and the operation is successful, you'll have to move to Kenya.

:rofl:

 

[Pitbull]

You could do what so many have done and put your name on the Elephant Transplant list and hope your name comes up. But even if it does, and the operation is successful, you'll have to move to Kenya.

I've already covered this subject :wink:

http://www.lpsg.org/2310865-post1.html

 

[B_Nick8]

I've already covered this subject :wink:

http://www.lpsg.org/2310865-post1.html

Ah, but I was referencing elephant penises while you were discussing their trunks, which I should think far more difficult, at any rate. I mean, it would take industrial-strength elastic to keep those suckers from slipping down on a normal body, no? :biggrin1:

 

[D_Hammond Happydipper]

My laugh of the day! :biggrin1:

Now I don't think this thread can ever become serious again.

i had shits come out as thick as my wrist i had to break that shit with a plunger other wise it would have clogged the toilet


i have clogged countless amount toilets in the past...

 

[D_Aston Asstonne]

It can happen!pump like hell and stretch like hell.the only limits are those you place on yourself.

 

[maxcok]

It can happen!pump like hell and stretch like hell.the only limits are those you place on yourself.

Limits like being rational?

 

[luna1388888888]

exactly right,the penis can be stretched by many means including pumping which i use on a daily basis.The only limit on your penis is you and the amount of time your willing to spend on your penis.Skin can be stretched with high pressure pumps,get a cylinder bigger than your penis to allow room to grow,you cant grow in a cylinder where your cock is packing the sides,once you completly pack a tube move on to the next size and on and on.Take the porn star tony duncan for instance,he uses a 15 inch cylinder and his cock is like that of a horse,the bigger/longer the tube the bigger gains you will get and once you have packed the cylinder in girth the only way for the penis to go is lenth.

 

[Pitbull]

next size and on and on.Take the porn star tony duncan for instance,he uses a 15 inch cylinder and his cock is like that of a horse

Tony Duncan?
The porn star that does not get hard?

A horse?
A horse with erectile dysfunction.

Not a good example.

 

[maxcok]

" I dream of having a 14 inch cock "

how do I do it????

Drop acid? and listen to this.

 

[D_Aston Asstonne]

Limits like being rational?

Anything can be accomplished with dedication.

 

[D_Aston Asstonne]

exactly right,the penis can be stretched by many means including pumping which i use on a daily basis.The only limit on your penis is you and the amount of time your willing to spend on your penis.Skin can be stretched with high pressure pumps,get a cylinder bigger than your penis to allow room to grow,you cant grow in a cylinder where your cock is packing the sides,once you completly pack a tube move on to the next size and on and on.Take the porn star tony duncan for instance,he uses a 15 inch cylinder and his cock is like that of a horse,the bigger/longer the tube the bigger gains you will get and once you have packed the cylinder in girth the only way for the penis to go is lenth.

Agreed.my point..exactly.Take it from a veteran pumper.

 

[maxcok]

Anything can be accomplished with dedication.

Nice platitude. I'm going to build a tower to the moon in my backyard. Wanna come over and help?

Agreed.my point..exactly.Take it from a veteran pumper.

Sez the fella who has offered no evidence to back up his claims.

 

[Pitbull]

I'm going to build a tower to the moon in my backyard.

That is just so fucking cool!

 

[ravenx]

14 inches?

might be hot to look at but totally unusable.

You probably wouldn't even have enough blood to keep it hard.

 

[maxcok]

That is just so fucking cool!

I know, right? Come on over, and bring your power tools.

 

[Pitbull]

I know, right? Come on over, and bring your power tools.

Mapquest cannot find "Elsewhere"

 

[Sitronmelde]

It'd be good for checking the temperature of the toilet water?

 

[maxcok]

Mapquest cannot find "Elsewhere"

Oh yeah, it's between Somewhere and Nowhere.

 

[B_Nick8]

i had shits come out as thick as my wrist i had to break that shit with a plunger other wise it would have clogged the toilet


i have clogged countless amount toilets in the past...

I thought that was you on America's Got Talent.

 

[798686]

Why?

Just be happy with one that's within the usual range.