I feel sad today because......

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

If it will make you feel any better, whip Rubi

See?

 

[The Dragon]

If it would make you all feel better I'll go and sit in a corner and pout and eat worms.

 

[D_Theophallus Kneedgroin]

Stop messing with my head!

why don't you rest your head on my lap....

 

[D_Roland_D_Hay]

why don't you rest your head on my lap....

Cause my head is already there!!!!

 

[faceking]

The sky is falling and my name is Chicken Little.

Because you are alive, the glass is 50% full. Everything positive thereafter... nature, good ppl, good food, you, stars, the sun, even snow... at a minimum gets it 51% full... and that... is at least positive.

 

[Nekoman]

My wife is out, in the city for the night, my daughter is asleep beside me on the couch, and I'm watching American Idol alone with a glass of red wine.

At least I got the wine.

 

[The Dragon]

Wine is a good thing Nekoman.
Never doubt it's ability to numb pain.

 

[studstallion70]

Dont be happy, Worry! LOL!

 

[Principessa]

why don't you rest your head on my lap....

:wink: Don't mind if I do.:wink:

If it will make you feel any better, whip Rubi

Awww, don't hurt Rubi, he's nice.

Aww aren't you sweet...BUT.....you are suppose to put a wildly improbable and hopefully humours reason to be upset.

It makes me UPSET to have to explain reasons behind threads...

:biggrin1: Funny you didn't look like a natural blonde in your pics, yet apparently you are. :tongue:

I can't be sad if you are sad...I need to be strong for you.

Aww, why aren't men like you ever available in the real world.

 

[ManlyBanisters]

I'm not fucking sad!! Fustrated, Pissed off, Steamed, Livid, Furious, Perplexed, Noplussed, Aggravated, Miffed,

I'M NOT FUCKING SAD!!!!!

Are you sure about that?

I get it, I get it!
You're pissed off that you don't know how to title a thread.
That's okay. You have lots of shoes.

:biggrin:

Come over here dragonfly...tell me what is bothering you.

She's sad...

Stop messing with my head!

Do unto others?

(Rudi?)

How Rude!!

If it would make you all feel better I'll go and sit in a corner and pout and eat worms.

It'd be a start...

:biggrin1: Funny you didn't look like a natural blonde in your pics, yet apparently you are. :tongue:

:lmao:

Right - I'm stopping now - but do not fuck with me again little girl.

 

[The Dragon]

:flowers1:Awwww You Love me MB/sugartits

 

[B_ScaredLittleBoy]

I'm sad because I've got a lob on.

Also I am actually a little upset that the video linked in my sig has been removed. But it will be back...they always come back

 

[Catchoftheday]

I'M NOT FUCKING SAD!!!!!

I know, thats why I'm sad

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I'm not fucking sad!! Fustrated, Pissed off, Steamed, Livid, Furious, Perplexed, Noplussed, Aggravated, Miffed,

I'M NOT FUCKING SAD!!!!!

Ok,ok, so you're not sad, so what can we do to alleviate the other nine feelings then?
C'mon ,give ol' Chuck a hint what you want to cheer you up- Don't make hop a flight over there, find and tickle you till you pee your pants there, Dragonfly.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

I'm sad because I've got a lob on.

URBAN DICTIONARY:

1. LOB ON
an engorged cock

But SLB, it's your first in months. Why aren't you happy?

 

[JustAsking]

The sky is falling and my name is Chicken Little.

The sky is falling? I hate it when that happens!

I have an idea. Let's send a missile up and blow up all the big pieces so no one gets hurt.