i feel so bad for anyone with an average or small penis

Discussion in 'Sex With a Large Penis' started by shookone, Jun 23, 2010.

  1. shookone

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    they start at such a disadvantage...if they say something to me all i need to say is.. i can make your woman forget your name
     
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    Wow... what a douchbag..
     
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    And then as soon as some really good man comes around, she'll forget yours.

    Based on my IQ, i think people who start out below 120 are disadvantaged....can you even remember your own name?

    But you can't be that stupid really, you got a bunch of people to look at your gallery. Which i think was the original intention. Maybe the comments will kick up now.
     
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    ouch!
     
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    I was about to look, but then I realized this is another bait thread. I feel bad for anyone who actually thinks that way, like the OP.

    OK, Im lying. I dont feel bad because they deserve what they get.
     
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    If my man forgets my name after having sex with you, you can have the retarded shit-for-brains.
     
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    A disadvantage you say? You think that having a large member will serve you well in physically coming between me and another? I believe sir that your forgetting all the important parts of the anatomy that can give gentle caress and inflict pain.

    I do realize this is a bait thread but I needed to get that off my chest.
     
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    i am not stupid, i have that advantage as well.. in the bed room intelligence has little significance
     
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    derp derp derp
     
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    Has anyone ever thought of how hilarious the situation this would be?

    Scene:

    Cashier: Um, I said that's supposed to be $8.43. You only gave me $8.38.
    Shookone: I gave you a $5, three $1s and a quarter, dime and 3 pennies!
    Cashier: Sir, that's 38 cents.
    shookone: Are you saying I don't know how to count?
    Cashier: Sigh. No sir, but you owe me another 5 cents.
    shookone: How large is your erect penis?
    Cashier: Excuse me? What the hell?
    shookone: HOW LARGE IS YOUR PENIS WHEN IT'S ERECT?!
    Cashier: Why the fuck would I tell you that?
    shookone: Because if you were average or smaller than average then I would make your girlfriend forget your name!
    Cashier: Um, ok? And why's that?
    shookone: Because I have a large penis.
    Cashier: Ok... let's say I take your word for it. And?
    shookone: Duh, I have a large penis.
    Cashier: And? How are you making my girlfriend forget my name?
    shookone: Because I have a large penis and I'm gonna fuck her and she'll forget your name.
    Cashier: Ummm... and how are you gonna find her let alone know who she is? Are you gonna stalk me to find out and then try to seduce her? What if she doesn't want to sleep with you are you going to rape her?
    shookone: Doesn't she know the rule? If a guy has a large penis a woman CANNOT refuse to sleep with him!
    Cashier Yeah, I'm pretty sure that rule doesn't exist. Besides how do you know you're bigger than me anyways?
    shookone: Well, let's pull our penises out and get hard so we can examine each others' penises. Let me see your penis. Please? I'll show you my hard erect penis too!
    Cashier: Ummm.... yeah. I think I'll pass.

    <5 minutes later after shookone has left the store>
    shookone: MAN I REALLY SHOWED THAT GUY! I SHOWED HIM SO GOOD I FEEL BAD FOR HIM!
     
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    your name fits you well. it'd all be a laugh had that been the slightest bit funny.. but it wasn't...you're pathetic go away
     
  13. AM_092

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    I think Shookone just kinda expressed his ideas in the wrong way... He's probably not a [massive] douche :)
    Nice cock by the way :) I would do you too... Though I'd remember my bf's name...
     
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    your dick is on your shoulders. dickhead
     
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    Intelligence is very signifigant in the bedroom.. A stupid man would expect a woman to be turned on by what turns on a man, as opposed to realizing that women's brains operate quite diffrently when it comes to arousal. It takes intelligence to notice what is causing the woman to change her breathing patterns, her breath to catch in her throat, indicating that perhaps you are flipping her switches. Any man can suck a nipple and swipe his tongue across a woman's pussy a few times. It takes a functioning brain to differentiate one pussy from another, and how one responds more to soft, probing licks, and another to firm licks with pressure. Intelligence is everything in the bedroom. I can't even be turned on/attracted to a stupid man. And I know for a fact a stupid man could never make me cum, regardless of his dick size.
     
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    I feel so bad for shookone.
     
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    I agree with the OP.

    A small penis isn't an insurmountable disadvantage, but it is a disadvantage. In terms of his ability to make my girl, "forget my name." I have no doubt that the majority of my gf's would have left me for the OP before ever seeing his penis, afterwards they wouldn't remember me at all.
     
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    The OP can keep feeling sorry for the guys who are themselves likely to be having a rather good time.
     
  19. BigDallasDick8x6

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    If you are telling the truth about your age, and since your profile says you have no job you probably are, you're about to be banned for being underage. Thanks for putting this website at risk. :rolleyes:
     
  20. BigDallasDick8x6

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    8 x 6 Mensa member here. I feel sorry for 20 year olds with no social skills and unappealing personalities.

    7 Visitor Comments 4 weeks ago and none since? It's clear why you did this post. You crave the attention and your previous threads since then begging people to look at your pics apparently didn't do the trick.
     
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