i feel so bad for anyone with an average or small penis

[Brensta]

derp derp derp

Rob Schneider derp a derp ti tiddle dee tum. Rates PG-13. Hope you get the reference

 

[B_625girth]

just remember cocks comes in all sizes and so does pussy.

 

[overninept5]

they start at such a disadvantage...if they say something to me all i need to say is.. i can make your woman forget your name

 

[baldballs1234]

got what ya wanted

 

[dazzla]

OP your cock isnt very big, how about i make any woman youve slept with forget yours. what a prick

 

[lopo2000]

i am not stupid, i have that advantage as well.. in the bed room intelligence has little significance

But, but, your intelligence seems to be locating at your dick, which is located at your head, so that makes you a dickhead...

 

[deleted15807]

i am not stupid, i have that advantage as well.. in the bed room intelligence has little significance

if that's the case why not just fuck a mule? what more do you have to offer?

 

[Smaccoms]

big dick = bad idea if the dude has no idea whats going on, trust me, it's much easier goin with an average sized cock, it doesnt break your jaw every time the guy tries to force down your averaged sized throat *shivers*

 

[Mule]

if that's the case why not just fuck a mule? what more do you have to offer?

Hey hey now...

 

[BadBoyCanada]

If my man forgets my name after having sex with you, you can have the retarded shit-for-brains.

:biggrin1: I think I peed myself reading that keeper.

 

[D_Suckleberry Hound]

Intelligence is very signifigant in the bedroom..

what she said

 

[Countryguy63]

if that's the case why not just fuck a mule? what more do you have to offer?

I'd jump at that offer!!

Hey hey now...

:biggrin1:

 

[Moez???]

wow, how someone managed to make everyone on the forum go against him immediately...that takes some douchbaggery. I'm genuinely amazed.

 

[the_reverend]

i can make your woman forget your name

yes, well, rohypnol does have that effect on people...

 

[Guardian100]

Has anyone ever thought of how hilarious the situation this would be?

Scene:

Cashier: Um, I said that's supposed to be $8.43. You only gave me $8.38.
Shookone: I gave you a $5, three $1s and a quarter, dime and 3 pennies!
Cashier: Sir, that's 38 cents.
shookone: Are you saying I don't know how to count?
Cashier: Sigh. No sir, but you owe me another 5 cents.
shookone: How large is your erect penis?
Cashier: Excuse me? What the hell?
shookone: HOW LARGE IS YOUR PENIS WHEN IT'S ERECT?!
Cashier: Why the fuck would I tell you that?
shookone: Because if you were average or smaller than average then I would make your girlfriend forget your name!
Cashier: Um, ok? And why's that?
shookone: Because I have a large penis.
Cashier: Ok... let's say I take your word for it. And?
shookone: Duh, I have a large penis.
Cashier: And? How are you making my girlfriend forget my name?
shookone: Because I have a large penis and I'm gonna fuck her and she'll forget your name.
Cashier: Ummm... and how are you gonna find her let alone know who she is? Are you gonna stalk me to find out and then try to seduce her? What if she doesn't want to sleep with you are you going to rape her?
shookone: Doesn't she know the rule? If a guy has a large penis a woman CANNOT refuse to sleep with him!
Cashier Yeah, I'm pretty sure that rule doesn't exist. Besides how do you know you're bigger than me anyways?
shookone: Well, let's pull our penises out and get hard so we can examine each others' penises. Let me see your penis. Please? I'll show you my hard erect penis too!
Cashier: Ummm.... yeah. I think I'll pass.

<5 minutes later after shookone has left the store>
shookone: MAN I REALLY SHOWED THAT GUY! I SHOWED HIM SO GOOD I FEEL BAD FOR HIM!

lulz

 

[instynctive]

they start at such a disadvantage...if they say something to me all i need to say is.. i can make your woman forget your name

Figured I'd jump in and join in the douchebaggery fun...

I agree with dazzla.. you aren't very impressive. Besides, I'm half of a package deal with a redhead who can eat pussy better than anyone here.. if any name forgetting is to be done, it's by her. ;-)

 

[424365]

Has anyone ever thought of how hilarious the situation this would be?

Scene:

Cashier: Um, I said that's supposed to be $8.43. You only gave me $8.38.
Shookone: I gave you a $5, three $1s and a quarter, dime and 3 pennies!
Cashier: Sir, that's 38 cents.
shookone: Are you saying I don't know how to count?
Cashier: Sigh. No sir, but you owe me another 5 cents.
shookone: How large is your erect penis?
Cashier: Excuse me? What the hell?
shookone: HOW LARGE IS YOUR PENIS WHEN IT'S ERECT?!
Cashier: Why the fuck would I tell you that?
shookone: Because if you were average or smaller than average then I would make your girlfriend forget your name!
Cashier: Um, ok? And why's that?
shookone: Because I have a large penis.
Cashier: Ok... let's say I take your word for it. And?
shookone: Duh, I have a large penis.
Cashier: And? How are you making my girlfriend forget my name?
shookone: Because I have a large penis and I'm gonna fuck her and she'll forget your name.
Cashier: Ummm... and how are you gonna find her let alone know who she is? Are you gonna stalk me to find out and then try to seduce her? What if she doesn't want to sleep with you are you going to rape her?
shookone: Doesn't she know the rule? If a guy has a large penis a woman CANNOT refuse to sleep with him!
Cashier Yeah, I'm pretty sure that rule doesn't exist. Besides how do you know you're bigger than me anyways?
shookone: Well, let's pull our penises out and get hard so we can examine each others' penises. Let me see your penis. Please? I'll show you my hard erect penis too!
Cashier: Ummm.... yeah. I think I'll pass.

<5 minutes later after shookone has left the store>
shookone: MAN I REALLY SHOWED THAT GUY! I SHOWED HIM SO GOOD I FEEL BAD FOR HIM!

That was most excellent.

 

[424365]

If i hit you hard enough in the head I can make you forget who you are FTW

 

[conchis]

i am not stupid, i have that advantage as well.. in the bed room intelligence has little significance

do you really believe in the shit you wrote?

 

[Playmaker!!!]

they start at such a disadvantage...if they say something to me all i need to say is.. i can make your woman forget your name

Do you think to have a soo big cock?? You can have a big one, but cum in a few minutes!