i feel so bad for anyone with an average or small penis

[incubus08]

I believe I'm pretty average but the thing is me and my girl share something you've probably never had with any women.

 

[thetramp]

Based on my IQ, i think people who start out below 120 are disadvantaged....can you even remember your own name?

I start out clearly above that number and i kind of disagree, it often has not been an advantage for me.

 

[TomCat84]

they start at such a disadvantage...if they say something to me all i need to say is.. i can make your woman forget your name

:tool:

 

[Incocknito]

I believe I'm pretty average but the thing is me and my girl share something you've probably never had with any women.

Herpes?

 

[concupisys]

heh.... well done posters.... i think you've managed to scare the OP away from this ridiculous thread he's created.... now if only hickboy were here to put the douche in his place....

 

[arthur]

This is hilarious!!! Resist as I might I finally had to put my two cents in....I feel so bad for anyone who thinks having a big penis is enough....

 

[D_Yotonne Yogurtcannon]

I had a gf I could put my fist in and she could still squeeze my dick, what do you think vaginas are for, dicks alone? try babies too. Much respect to women, I believe they are the stronger of the two sexes.

 

[shookone]

i never said a big dick is all you need, what i said was it puts you on unfair ground. two men with similar intelligence and personalities with one wielding a significantly larger penis. who gets the lady?

 

[lopo2000]

i never said a big dick is all you need, what i said was it puts you on unfair ground. two men with similar intelligence and personalities with one wielding a significantly larger penis. who gets the lady?

Ohh, ok, this is unbelievable...

Firstly, the personalities are massively different, given this one is a huge arrogant show-off.

Secondly, who gets the lady? Apparently not the one with the attitude.

 

[798686]

i never said a big dick is all you need, what i said was it puts you on unfair ground. two men with similar intelligence and personalities with one wielding a significantly larger penis. who gets the lady?

Hmmm, I doubt their personalities would be similar?

She might prefer the more humble, playful one - to the hung dude who's up himself? :wink:

 

[luka82]

Herpes?

lol

 

[jacko_9]

Has anyone ever thought of how hilarious the situation this would be?

Scene:

Cashier: Um, I said that's supposed to be $8.43. You only gave me $8.38.
Shookone: I gave you a $5, three $1s and a quarter, dime and 3 pennies!
Cashier: Sir, that's 38 cents.
shookone: Are you saying I don't know how to count?
Cashier: Sigh. No sir, but you owe me another 5 cents.
shookone: How large is your erect penis?
Cashier: Excuse me? What the hell?
shookone: HOW LARGE IS YOUR PENIS WHEN IT'S ERECT?!
Cashier: Why the fuck would I tell you that?
shookone: Because if you were average or smaller than average then I would make your girlfriend forget your name!
Cashier: Um, ok? And why's that?
shookone: Because I have a large penis.
Cashier: Ok... let's say I take your word for it. And?
shookone: Duh, I have a large penis.
Cashier: And? How are you making my girlfriend forget my name?
shookone: Because I have a large penis and I'm gonna fuck her and she'll forget your name.
Cashier: Ummm... and how are you gonna find her let alone know who she is? Are you gonna stalk me to find out and then try to seduce her? What if she doesn't want to sleep with you are you going to rape her?
shookone: Doesn't she know the rule? If a guy has a large penis a woman CANNOT refuse to sleep with him!
Cashier Yeah, I'm pretty sure that rule doesn't exist. Besides how do you know you're bigger than me anyways?
shookone: Well, let's pull our penises out and get hard so we can examine each others' penises. Let me see your penis. Please? I'll show you my hard erect penis too!
Cashier: Ummm.... yeah. I think I'll pass.

<5 minutes later after shookone has left the store>
shookone: MAN I REALLY SHOWED THAT GUY! I SHOWED HIM SO GOOD I FEEL BAD FOR HIM!

brilliant, this is one of the funniest threads ever! :biggrin1:

 

[Nrets]

I feel bad for people with predominately Protestant European ancestors. You don't see me making any friends with this revelation. Maybe I'll keep it to myself from now on. At least I'm not putting down someones penis. That would be fucked up.

 

[shookone]

Hmmm, I doubt their personalities would be similar?

She might prefer the more humble, playful one - to the hung dude who's up himself? :wink:

there's nothing to say that all men with large penises are cocky and full of themselves, or even to suggest that a portion of them are..

 

[Patchos]

they start at such a disadvantage...if they say something to me all i need to say is.. i can make your woman forget your name

This is so true. All the other posters are just jealous they aren't as big as you. Everyone knows women want a hung guy. Small and average guys should just accept it.

 

[maxcok]

i feel so bad for anyone with an average or small penis

they start at such a disadvantage...if they say something to me all i need to say is.. i can make your woman forget your name

With what, your inexhaustible charm?

there's nothing to say that all men with large penises are cocky and full of themselves, or even to suggest that a portion of them are..

There's plenty to suggest you are.

:tool:

And that's all you are, son.

i never said a big dick is all you need, what i said was it puts you on unfair ground. two men with similar intelligence and personalities with one wielding a significantly larger penis. who gets the lady?

The one with the Porsche.

 

[Mule]

i never said a big dick is all you need, what i said was it puts you on unfair ground. two men with similar intelligence and personalities with one wielding a significantly larger penis. who gets the lady?

You made a fool of yourself with your OP. The consensus, both male and female, is that you're a tool. Don't stick around and try to defend the indefensible.

My advice would be to learn the lesson, change your attitude, get a new username and start over. You could have fun here and learn a lot about what women really look for in a man if you grow up.

 

[shookone]

You made a fool of yourself with your OP. The consensus, both male and female, is that you're a tool. Don't stick around and try to defend the indefensible.

My advice would be to learn the lesson, change your attitude, get a new username and start over. You could have fun here and learn a lot about what women really look for in a man if you grow up.

oh get out of here with that, the first post was a bit of a joke... people seemed to take it the wrong way and when i said "i can make your women forget their name" well that was pretty much the height of the joke.. edgy humor i know

 

[maxcok]

oh get out of here with that, the first post was a bit of a joke... people seemed to take it the wrong way and when i said "i can make your women forget their name" well that was pretty much the height of the joke.. edgy humor i know

:bs2: Complete utter bullshit.

After repeatedly defending your OP, you expect us to accept that you intended it as a joke?
We can read. We're not stupid. Though the same cannot be said with assurance about the OP. :tool:
Accounting for camera perspective, your dick's not nearly as big as you claim either. Unless your hand is HUGE.

 

[shookone]

it is huge