i feel so bad for anyone with an average or small penis

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Bud you are fighting a losing battle. You crippled yourself with the OP and no one will ever give you any respect because of it. As stated prior your better off starting over. Regardless of whether or not you intended it as a joke the OP was inflammatory.
 
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Hard to take something in poor taste as many people can attest to :laugh2:
 

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nope i just have large hands

you lot are a bunch of insecure men.. take a fucking joke lol!!

Pssst... Hey, you know someone else who couldn't "take a fucking joke"?

your name fits you well. it'd all be a laugh had that been the slightest bit funny.. but it wasn't...you're pathetic go away

So... what does that mean about you? And... shhh... don't tell anyone but my "joke" was actually a joke. (oh wait, people figured that out on their own!)
 

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you certainly *ahem* nailed him!

...women's brains operate quite differently when it comes to arousal.
...It takes a functioning brain to differentiate one pussy from another
...I can't even be turned on/attracted to a stupid man. ...
my wife has said similar things.

most people just get in their cars and drive, never understanding how a car works. to soup-up a car these days, you have to modify the parameters in the computer for the fuel injection and timing.

similarly, to have high performance sex you need to pay attention to the woman and act accordingly at the right times!

i've heard from women in the past that many big dicked guys pay little attention just letting the meat do its wonders, sometimes unsatisfying long term.

yes indeed women's minds are different; from men's and from one anothers.:wink:
 

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I feel sorry for any man who has had to suffer ridicule or depression because of his penis size which he has no control over.
 

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I feel so bad for our new member massiveshooter, also of x-tube fame.

Poor guy, only 23 and despite being slim and trim, faces life lugging that impressive piece of equipment – it’s got to be tough - not to mention how the poor dude produces so much jizz – involuntarily I presume, it’s his burden – that he’s required to unload about twice a day enduring one giant orgasm after another, which I’m guessing must be really, REALLY, unpleasant for him having listened to his sighs, moans, and groans as revealed in this x-tube clip.

Massiveshooter's Videos

Poor fellow. I feel so badly.

And he seems so good natured about it all. It’s an inspiration. It being his tragic destiny, apparently, to reside at a university campus in the presence of about 35,000 insanely horny students – a fact to which I can attest - male and female, an added challenge, it being his sense of duty so he reports, to offer his services 50 – 50 to each.

This kind of thing, takes commitment, you know.

I just feel awful for him.
 

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Good grief, I just tried to send a private message to massiveshooter, only to discover he has been banned. Go figure. I was ready to be President of his fan club.
 

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Pssst... Hey, you know someone else who couldn't "take a fucking joke"?



So... what does that mean about you? And... shhh... don't tell anyone but my "joke" was actually a joke. (oh wait, people figured that out on their own!)
And it was really witty, whatta. It reminded me of the "I want an iPhone" video".
 

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Bud you are fighting a losing battle. You crippled yourself with the OP and no one will ever give you any respect because of it. As stated prior your better off starting over. Regardless of whether or not you intended it as a joke the OP was inflammatory.


Spot on, couldnt agree more.
 

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Haha. This guys crazy!! Had to comment. DOUCHE!!! Anyone so deep up there own ass must really have nothing else going for him but bragging about his, ok sized dick.
 

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You made a fool of yourself with your OP. The consensus, both male and female, is that you're a tool. Don't stick around and try to defend the indefensible.

My advice would be to learn the lesson, change your attitude, get a new username and start over. You could have fun here and learn a lot about what women really look for in a man if you grow up.

i agree mule, well said... :cool: