I finally did it.

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by Pecker, Oct 3, 2008.

  1. Pecker

    Pecker Retired Moderator
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    I farted my ass off.
     
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    I'll bet the paramedics will be telling that story for years to come... :biggrin1:
     
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    This can happen. Its amazing how we become attached to some things. Get plenty of bed rest. Stay away from beans. And for god sake dont let anyone pull your finger. LOL:tongue:
     
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    :haha: :lmao: :silly:
     
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    Buddy, I really feel for you, and I mean that from the heart of my bottom
     
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    The silver lining to this (noxious) cloud is that now you have options! Superglue or velcro.
     
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    OMG PECKER! I'm so sorry for you! Deepest sympathies.... now....whats your address, I'll mail you a card.


    Wait....

    does Hallmark make cards for such an occasion?


    LMFAO
     
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    That could be rough for someone else Pecker, as most people's brain is in their ass!
    Not you of course!
    :smile:
     
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    my deepest sympathy. i don't know what i'd do if i lost my ass....
     
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    Thats gotta hurt!!! :fart:as for the smell just blame the dog or cat...:rofl:
     
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    How lovely!

    I thought nobody did it anymore these days! Good traditions prevail!
     
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    My proctologist has recommended a good retailer.
     
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    tell us you did not use the COLONCLENZE, that seems to be filling my spam box???...and if so was it as good as the advertizement???...30 lbs in 24 hrs...amazing shit...hehe
     
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    I think Pecker wanted to start a new game that starts with: I finally ... :tongue:

    So I will answer:

    I finally had the courage to start college again
     
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    That's a bum-mer.
     
  16. Pecker

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    A few months ago I sneezed so hard I blew my brains out.
     
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    Best pun of the year!
     
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    Thanks. People usually throw things at me when I pun.
     
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    LOL
    'snot funny LOL
     
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    Pecker, Is it true that you were responsible for this one time playing with a match?
     
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