This reminded me of one of my favorite jokes:
God was just about done creating the universe, but God had two extra things left in his bag of creations, so God decided to split them between Adam and Eve. God told the couple that one of the things left to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating. "It's a very handy thing," God told the couple, whom were found under an apple tree. "I was wondering if either one of you wanted that ability." Before God had a chance to explain any further, Adam jumped up and blurted, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to, please, oh please, oh please, let me have that ability, It'd be so great! When I'm working in the garden or naming the animals. I could just stand there and let it fly. It'd be so cool, I could write my name in the sand. Oh please God, let it be me who you give that gift to, let me stand and pee, oh please..." Adam went on and on like an excited little boy who had to pee.
Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted that so badly, that he should have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make him happy and she really wouldn't mind if Adam were the one given this ability. And so, Adam was happy and did celebrate by wetting down the bark on the tree nearest him, laughing with delight all the while. Then he tried to see how far away a target he could hit. And it was good.
"Fine," God said, looking back into the bag of leftover gifts, "What's left here? Oh yes, Multiple orgasms..."