I finally was able to squirt!

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Mickey Lee said it it's not one opinion in particular it's the whole of men and their opinion that their dicks are really the best pleasure that a woman can experience sexually. I have probably a hundred to 200 orgasms a week by masturbation they come much quicker and are more satisfying than when I'm trying as hard as I can to do this with another person because they put pressure on me in areas that make me shut down and prevent from having a good time. This has nothing to do with squirting it's just that General mindset that men think that women just can't possibly enjoy themselves sexually without a dick that's so misconstrued. I haven't had anything in my vagina for almost a year now when I masturbate I just completely ignore that area it's not even all that pleasurable to even try. And what is wrong with the woman having what would be considered a typical orgasm from her clitoris it doesn't mean you're a failure as a man it means that her body is working just as it should even if it matches your ego she can't help it that her clit was put outside of her vagina.
 

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In general, most men talking about female sexuality makes me sad :(

We are beings capable of near-other worldly sexual pleasure. Yet, most men can only tie our pleasure to their dicks.

I hope you don't mind that I cropped your name out of that post and made it a thread on my Facebook page it was just too good not to share
 

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I'm still waiting to read what I wrote that made @Tattooed Goddess sad. I'm a member of the whole of men she described. I never even mentioned my dick in the post that apparently saddened TG. It certainly wasn't my intent to make anyone sad.

Of past lovers, two did squirt...others may have but I never noticed. Both were my wives. I never pressured them, in fact I never even mentioned it to my first wife. It was something that just happened. With my present wife it happened many years into our relationship, without either of us talking about it...it just happened when I was going down on her. We have talked about it...she likes the feeling, which typically happens before and rarely during her orgasm. It's an occasional thing. I don't push it, she sometimes mentions it, just like the rest of our sex...we follow our feelings, and try to fulfill each other's desires. Seems to work really well for us...we've been together 12 years

Having said that, if a guy asks his woman about this and offers to help if she's interested, I don't see any harm in the conversation and offer. If she isn't interested, then he should drop it. Mutual consent and respect.

I doubt I'm the only guy who thinks and acts as I have. It should always be kept in mind that this site does not draw a typical cross section of either men or women, so generalizations based on what's posted here don't necessarily apply to the rest of people.
 

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No problem at all. Happy it struck ya fancy.
May I crop you too?
(Yes, my first endevor into S/M, D/B(tho the D/B can come later)...
Edit: If you're not in to it, my bad, if you are, my bluff just got called.
Just, please, remind me not to post while under the effects of ethanol poisoning...
Sorry for being a jackass
 

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May I crop you too?
(Yes, my first endevor into S/M, D/B(tho the D/B can come later)...
Edit: If you're not in to it, my bad, if you are, my bluff just got called.
Just, please, remind me not to post while under the effects of ethanol poisoning...
Sorry for being a jackass

Crop away, Mr. Ethanol :)
 
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In general, most men talking about female sexuality makes me sad :(

We are beings capable of near-other worldly sexual pleasure. Yet, most men can only tie our pleasure to their dicks.
So are men. Goood thing we are modified at birth to dumb it down even further.
 

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So are men. Goood thing we are modified at birth to dumb it down even further.

That is so cute.

Dudes at their most orgasmic are the tip of a pinkie finger compared to what women are capable of.

The difference is both mental and physical.

And women have been programmed since birth to be shamed out of their natural sexuality. We're also told that unless it's a dick giving us orgasms so home our pleasure is less authentic.

BTW. I feel you on MGM. It's not nice to alter someone's body without permission.
 
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That is so cute.

Dudes at their most orgasmic are the tip of a pinkie finger compared to what women are capable of.

The difference is both mental and physical.

And women have been programmed since birth to be shamed out of their natural sexuality. We're also told that unless it's a dick giving us orgasms so home our pleasure is less authentic.

BTW. I feel you on MGM. It's not nice to alter someone's body without permission.
That’s so cute like it doesn’t have an effect. I guess you agree, but feel free to marginalize male sexuality while you don’t want them to do that to you. We are made less capable at birth.

Are you a male? You have no input on the possible orgasmic power of the male body, just as they don’t for you.

Sad thing is, most guys don’t know either. Not surprised.
 
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I am not marginalizing male sexuality. I've been a member of LPSG for a decade dude. There is no nuance of male sexuality I have not seen expressed, repressed and redirected during my tenure. I have been in sexual relationships with both genders. We're talking practical hands-on experience. Men simply can not compare with sexual super-nova that is woman-kind.

Men are like a good firework show. Lots of booms and noise. It's impressive, fun and entertaining. Women are like being ground zero to a bomb test. You will lose hair, skin, and hearing in at least one ear if everything goes right. Those are just facts. Facts that have lead to centuries of repression of female sexuality and the complete ignorance of how women's bodies work and enough shame to prevent women from finding out and demanding to be seen as active sexual beings, not as objects of male satisfaction.

I made a point to bold the "that's so cute" text to separate it from the remainder of the quote. I have never discounted the damage, both physical and psychological impact of RIC. I am so far opposed to the practice it's not even funny. My post history will show how long I have been an opponent to the forced mutilation of babies.
 
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I can’t quote properly on mobile:

“Men are like a good firework show. Lots of booms and noise. It's impressive, fun and entertaining.”

This isn’t true. This is ignorance from both sides of the fence.

That statement alone sounds derogatory. How entertaining we are to you. Every reference you have made to male sexuality sounds condescending, at least what I’ve read in this thread. While you sound like we were put here to make sure you reach your “full orgasmic potential.” Your tenure on the board has nothing to do with it.

At least we agree on RIC.

To add: I don’t agree with or condone the shitty way some guys talk about and treat women. I expect respect and compassion from both sides.
 
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I can’t quote properly on mobile:

“Men are like a good firework show. Lots of booms and noise. It's impressive, fun and entertaining.”

That statement alone sounds derogatory. How entertaining we are to you. Every reference you have made to male sexuality sounds condescending, at least what I’ve read in this thread. While you sound like we were put here to make sure you reach your “full orgasmic potential.” Your tenure on the board has nothing to do with it.

To add: I don’t agree with or condone the shitty way some guys talk about and treat women. I expect respect and compassion from both sides.

You are misunderstanding my intent.

The actual history of female sexuality is that men have done more to erase/discredit the full orgasmic potential of women. My point is the women are do not require men at all, most certainly do not need the penis, to be sexually satisfied. Because men put so much importance on their penis and using their penis to bring women to orgasm it's often lost on men of what most women need to to get off.

My time on LPSG has everything to do with forming my opinion of men and male sexuality. This might be the most honest glimpse at the inner sexual beings of men. Here they feel unfretted and even entitled to talk about and demand what they want. Not all men. But a disturbing majority.

For instance, you felt totally inclined to derail an active thread to pitch a wobble because you and your peepee felt insulted/undervalued. Men.
 
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You are misunderstanding my intent.

The actual history of female sexuality is that men have done more to erase/discredit the full orgasmic potential of women. My point is the women are do not require men at all, most certainly do not need the penis, to be sexually satisfied. Because men put so much importance on their penis and using their penis to bring women to orgasm it's often lost on men of what most women need to to get off.

My time on LPSG has everything to do with forming my opinion of men and male sexuality. This might be the most honest glimpse at the inner sexual beings of men. Here they feel unfretted and even entitled to talk about and demand what they want. Not all men. But a disturbing majority.

For instance, you felt totally inclined to derail an active thread to pitch a wobble because you and your peepee felt insulted/undervalued. Men.
I was in agreement with you until you insulted me. I did misread your intent. I guess the mass physical sexual repression of men though circumcision, the ignorance behind that, the fact that women have a big say in it, and what is taken, the men here who justify it to make themselves feel better, along with your remarks about the sexual inadequacy, as I read it, took me over the edge.

It’s more than just dick, if you’ve been with people who thought about only their dick and it being gods gift to earth because they can stick it in you and maybe produce an orgasm, is bad luck on your part. There are guys that actually understand this.

I got ruffled because I know we are more then just dick and my “peepee” felt insulted. My mind felt insulted because you devalued the sexual experience and you managed to continue to condescend and devalue my opinion.

I can’t believe how quickly my opinion turned to your side and then went right back around when you had to dig in with that last paragraph. Thanks for the patronizing comments.

My original intent was to point out that we, both sexes, have equal potential, which some is taken away without choice, because you felt to say women do have more orgasmic potential than men, and you did so in a pretty condescending way. That was it.
 
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I have probably a hundred to 200 orgasms a week by masturbation...
Damn, a week?! That's a good year for me ;) OK, maybe a good six months for me. But definitely an impossible week. I'm jealous @Tattooed Goddess ;)

We are beings capable of near-other worldly sexual pleasure. Yet, most men can only tie our pleasure to their dicks.
I reluctantly admit that I really do like it if a woman can experience pleasure from my dick. Makes me feel, um, I don't know... perhaps "manly"... However, I also like it if a woman can experience pleasure from my tongue on her clitoris... or my fingers... So basically, I love it when something I'm doing makes her feel awesome... giving pleasure is very pleasurable to me.

And women have been programmed since birth to be shamed out of their natural sexuality.
This is true, and awful, and I never understood why the "collective men" of the past would want to do this (at least in the Eurocentric culture I'm familiar with). What were they afraid of? A woman enjoying her sexual life? Women realizing that they didn't need men to have orgasms? I don't want a woman to "need me"... I want her to "want me".

Dudes at their most orgasmic are the tip of a pinkie finger compared to what women are capable of.
Men simply can not compare with sexual super-nova that is woman-kind.
This reminded me of one of my favorite jokes:

God was just about done creating the universe, but God had two extra things left in his bag of creations, so God decided to split them between Adam and Eve. God told the couple that one of the things left to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating. "It's a very handy thing," God told the couple, whom were found under an apple tree. "I was wondering if either one of you wanted that ability." Before God had a chance to explain any further, Adam jumped up and blurted, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to, please, oh please, oh please, let me have that ability, It'd be so great! When I'm working in the garden or naming the animals. I could just stand there and let it fly. It'd be so cool, I could write my name in the sand. Oh please God, let it be me who you give that gift to, let me stand and pee, oh please..." Adam went on and on like an excited little boy who had to pee.

Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted that so badly, that he should have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make him happy and she really wouldn't mind if Adam were the one given this ability. And so, Adam was happy and did celebrate by wetting down the bark on the tree nearest him, laughing with delight all the while. Then he tried to see how far away a target he could hit. And it was good.

"Fine," God said, looking back into the bag of leftover gifts, "What's left here? Oh yes, Multiple orgasms..."
 

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This reminded me of one of my favorite jokes:

God was just about done creating the universe, but God had two extra things left in his bag of creations, so God decided to split them between Adam and Eve. God told the couple that one of the things left to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating. "It's a very handy thing," God told the couple, whom were found under an apple tree. "I was wondering if either one of you wanted that ability." Before God had a chance to explain any further, Adam jumped up and blurted, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to, please, oh please, oh please, let me have that ability, It'd be so great! When I'm working in the garden or naming the animals. I could just stand there and let it fly. It'd be so cool, I could write my name in the sand. Oh please God, let it be me who you give that gift to, let me stand and pee, oh please..." Adam went on and on like an excited little boy who had to pee.

Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted that so badly, that he should have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make him happy and she really wouldn't mind if Adam were the one given this ability. And so, Adam was happy and did celebrate by wetting down the bark on the tree nearest him, laughing with delight all the while. Then he tried to see how far away a target he could hit. And it was good.

"Fine," God said, looking back into the bag of leftover gifts, "What's left here? Oh yes, Multiple orgasms..."
Sad part is people still buy into that joke and take it serious. As long as they do men's experience of sex will be very limited and dull compared to what is available to them. Books and time alone without the need to rush are a wonderous thing to have, (oh and video too Not Porn!)
 
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When Ms @Tight_N_Juicy derails a thread, she fucking derails a thread. HA!

Inclined to agree with you on religion. It starts out nice but ends up with somebody being burned at the stake/crucified/murdered/stoned/martyred.
 
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