I'm not really that huge, although I'm often told that I'm thicker than average, and when I've been with guys, it's rare that I've been interested in their ass, but still...
I had friend that I'd mess around with once in a while, and it had been a while since we'd done anything. At some point he told me, "Hey, did I tell you I tried messing around with another guy?"
I asked, "Really? So how was it? What you guys do?"
He tells me, but all I really hear is, "...and I bottomed for him..."
"Wait? You bottomed? I thought you only topped?"
He explains, but again, all I hear is, "...it's not like I'd ever bottom for you anyway. (laughs)"
"Um... What?"
"You're way too thick. There's no way I could take it."
I'm still not sure if it was a lame excuse, or somewhat of a compliment.
