I got a semi on the treadmill...

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I remember back in when I rode the bus, I was always having to get off the bus with a big old boner. :tongue: A hand in pocket or books in front of bulge :rolleyes: always works.
 

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I've had it happen on the exercise bike because i was wearing a pair of boxer briefs and somehow my dick squeezed to the side so that it wasn't in the pouch but stuck between the fabric and my leg. The peddling motion would then cause a perfect amount of friction for me to get hard haha. It sucked! so i was trying to peddle really slowly, but that didn't help, so eventually i was like fuck it and just got off of it w/a semi. Lately I've been having issues w/the treadmill and boxers haha. I don't wear button fly boxers so i always end up w/my dick outside of the fly when i'm running which is really irritating because it's hard to get back in my boxers without anyone noticing. *and sometime i have to get it back in b/c i wear the mesh-like shorts sometimes* It's a lose lose situation for me, the boxerbriefs suck and the boxers suck...I need to get a jock strap haha.
 

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I have had this happen to me when I wear compression shorts with no underwear. Took me by surprise when it first happened. Big fat semi bouncing around made it difficult to run. Got some admiring glances though so can't complain.
 

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Generally not on the treadmill....but on a bike, motorcycle, bus, subway....anything that vibrate a little and I pop a stiffie.
 

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I've had this happen in college while I was using an exercise bike. I took a break, things cooled down, and I tried biking again and then it happened again. I found something else to do.

:rolleyes:
 

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Ladies - always sit at the front of the bus, that's where hot guys are going to stand if it's full :) You'll be on an eye level with their interesting bits.

Now I understand why the front 10 seats (the ones that face inward) are always full of women wearing sunglasses! Clever girls. :cool:
 

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Lately I've been having issues w/the treadmill and boxers haha. I don't wear button fly boxers so i always end up w/my dick outside of the fly when i'm running which is really irritating because it's hard to get back in my boxers without anyone noticing. *and sometime i have to get it back in b/c i wear the mesh-like shorts sometimes* It's a lose lose situation for me, the boxerbriefs suck and the boxers suck...I need to get a jock strap haha.
I would love to be at your gym when you're running on the treadmill! I'm a huge fan of mesh shorts worn with boxers, so I have to be sure to buy the brand that the fly won't gap. I can't do jockstraps. When I run, I never get hard. The blood is going to other places. However, when I finish my run and walk for the cooldown, often I'll feel myself getting a semi.
 

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The other day when I was jogging I got rock hard when I caught up to these to hot girls doing stairs. nothing more painful than being 10 steps behind a tight ass with beautiful white spandex. I had to slow down so I wouldnt be as close hoping to loose them. As I crested the top they were standing right there at light waiting to cross and facing me. I was like oh shit. They both stood up and one covered her mouth to laugh and turned away from the street and me. I just nodded and said morning to the other one and she cracked and smiled and said hello. That was a long wait for the light to change and Im pretty sure they let me run past so they could laugh harder heheh