i got drunk for the first time last night LOL. how was your first?

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  1. galaxus

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    well me and my roomate went out for the first time together. we both expected the worst since were both nerds going to a frat. But i had a great time! my roomates friend got us drunk. i had like 5 shots of vodka. i drunk one straight. i didn't know i was suppose to mix it.

    anyway i got on the dancefloor and killed it son! i was c-walkin, walkin it out, doing that soulja boy dance all night!

    i was dancin with a ton of girls, but i could get hard because i was drunk:tongue:.

    i did a couple of no-no, but nothing bad happen.

    1) i drank on an empty stomach

    2) i walk home alone

    i still had a good time!

    ....no pussy though
     
  2. frizzle

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    Aren't all vodka shots straight?

    I remember the first time I got truely smashed. I was 13 and drunk 2 litres of cheap cider (like all the teens do nowadays), had about 4/5 wifebeaters, had a couple of cigars we found and ended up parelletic. Was worth it though.
     
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    At least you thought you were dancing until somebody stepped on your hand.
     
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  5. galaxus

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    HA LOL
     
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    Well done on getting drunk. Not many can achieve it so just imagine our faces being shocked and impressed.
     
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    Never been drunk. Well, let me rephrase...I've never had a hangover, I've never had to hold onto the bed to keep from falling off the planet, and I've never seen pink elephants. :biggrin1:

    My body tends to reject alcohol after a certain amount gets in. And Vodka is no longer welcome at ALL, for some reason. Not even one shot.
     
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    In light of this admission, sir, I'm going to require you to remove the "Certified Cajun" label from your avatar immediately.
     
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    Not a chance in hell, peeshwank. :mad: If you are joking, I apologize for my tone. :biggrin1:
     
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    First time was great...second time better, third time my mother fed me strawberry shortcake with whipped cream (big ole piece with lots of strawberries) when i got home and tried to hide the fact that I was drunk from her. I am guessing she knew.

    It was great until about three in the morning when Jack Daniels and the Strawberries had a little battle. After the room stopped spinning I learned what praying to the porcelain god meant. Let just say Jack and I haven't been the closest friends for many years!!! Also, a strawberry out the nose will turn you off as well....
     
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    i didnt drink until i was 21... and i think it was at a huge house party down the street from the dorms... ... i really dont miss all the 17-20 year olds asking me to buy them beer......

    i could drink like a fish for the first 2 years.. then inexplicably my indian blood kicked in and the cheap wiskey i was drinking turned me into a blacked out bridge troll... apparently i knocked over a bunch of furniture and tried to kill people.. .. no more liqour for me..
    but i keep my mini fridge filled with a 24 pack of PBR twice a week...(im obviously no beer connoisseur)

    uhh.. yeah.. so i dont really remember my first time.... those poor braincells never had a chance...

    and you dont mix shots... noob. lol.
     
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    They trained us young where I was brought up, part of the culture I guess, you know being surrounded by wineries etc.

    My parents will give be bit of wine when I was toddler and continue to drink wine on the family table during a meal etc, so I have a high tolerance of alcohol actually, I know what it was like to be tipsy at an early age, it was great.

    But first time I really reall really got hammered, was 12 maybe? That was the first time where I didn't remembered what actually happen, Im sure I passed out as well for some part of it, apparently I took off all my clothes, ran around the block, dance hard out, and hump and kiss way too many people which I shouldn't have.........good times
     
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    I remember my first time...

    *sigh* i ended up losing my virginity in the grass next to my house at 3 in the morning. fun fun fun :D
     
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    15 or 16 i got my first blow job too :)
     
  15. galaxus

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    also i forgot to say i drunk called a girl i knew and my cousin. lol.
     
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    if any of you watch "will and grace" i'm like karen walker in some ways... you are very lucky if you find me not drunk or buzzed. but i'm a functioning person when i drink, smoke, etc... (unlike most ppl):smile:
     
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