I got so sextuply amused that my pants fell off...

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  1. snoozan

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    ...which showed all 9 inches of my clit to a passing police officer, female, who then arrested me for indecent exposure. I think the bitch was jealous.
     
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    * Sneaks in.
    Anxiously waits in hope that Snoozans pants falls down.
    Realises that with Kotchanski its three women and a set of handcuffs.
    Dare he hope that he be invited to join in?
    Realises that his pants is starting to tighten *
     
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    I thought you'd never ask..

    *drops popcorn*
     
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    Can my friend bliss join in too?
     
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    * He jumps at the sound of Kotchanski's voice - he'd been spotted!
    "Can she read minds?" he asks himself.
    He isn't able to answer the question...
    ....Kotch reaches down and grabs him.
     
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    You mean that this isn't just a dream?
     
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    You rang?
     
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    I popped back in this thread just long enough to jump into a fleshpile with some of my favorite people!!

    I NEED AT LEAST 20 HANDS!!! There are too many of you! I NEED YOU ALL!!!!
     
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    I've only got two hands - but I can move them 10 times quicker than most!! Do I get to play?
     
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    Kotchanski shouted while biguy gently caressed the nape of her neck, and then proceeded to kiss it. Her skin prickling with delight, as if begging for more of his undivided attention.
     
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    I'm surprised you managed to hear her muffled shout - I've been sitting on her face since I got here!! :tongue: :biggrin1:
     
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    * Dan Gray grinned as he stood by and watched - he couldn't wait to have his turn. Unawares to everyone, fortiesfun emerged out of the shadows. In one move, his hand was firmly placed over Dan's mouth.
    Try as he might, Dan wasn't able to free himself from Doc's firm grip.
    Slowly and quietly, fortiesfun dragged Dan away - he was determined to have is way with him. *
     
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    Oh me me me!! I got skilled hands!!
     
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    *peeks in and spots Snoozan's 9" from across the room and is overcum with big clit envy* :redface:
     
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    Don't hold it too much agains't her there, Snoozie, (If you'll forgive the pun:wink:)
    She was probably subconsciously trying to ask you out, and wanted to take you someplace private, & wanted your opinion about handcuffs.
    but the thought of you in cuffs, uh, did somebody assidently turn up my heat? Uh-Oh, won't be able to piss for a couple of hrs now I've just thought about it.
     
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