I guess this is the natural place to start

[Rihanna]

All righty then. Hello. I saw this site a few days ago on my guy's browser. (Whoops!) Thinking highly of himself, I presume. He doesn't appear to be a member. I'm not sure why he would feel he needs to be. Unless he just wants to look at a lot of penis pictures. Hmm. Begs, the question - what's MY excuse. Ha ha.

Lpsg has some interesting looking threads. Curious to browse. I'm open to the site, mainly because of the other (non-illiterate) women who jump off the written pages. I may never visit the site again after today. Or, I may chime in or write something - but I'm not really looking to showboat my verbal proclivities or the salacious side of my intellect. I have other areas of my life where I get the sufficient amount of attention I need - and adequate opportunity to compete with others. Also, IF I wanted a guy with a big package, I could walk outside my door and wait 5 minutes. What's the big deal? Relax everybody. Eye get it.

Since this appears to be a visually oriented crowd also - let me save the guys some time and effort by saying, yeah, I'm an attractive woman - and no, sorry, particularly to the guys - at this point and as far as I can imagine into the future - I'm not here to show off.

 

[B_Think_Kink]

Um, well I'm not sure why your husband was here, but I'm sure he has a reason.

And us girls aren't here to show off either, thats sort of a rude way to put it, we are here for different reasons.

If you decide to stay, cool welcome to a wonderful place. If you don't have a good day.

 

[Ethyl]

Welcome, Rihanna. Your boyfriend did you a great favor by leaving his browser open. It's a fun place and you seem like you'll fit right in with the rest of us. Enjoy. :smile:

 

[B_spiker067]

I do hope you post.

 

[Rihanna]

Welcome, Rihanna. Your boyfriend did you a great favor by leaving his browser open. It's a fun place and you seem like you'll fit right in with the rest of us. Enjoy. :smile:

Well, thank you: the first two immediate replies couldn't have been more opposite. And you both read the same blip! Amazing. Thanks MercurialBliss. Glad that you think this place is "the right fit". I'm looking forward to you defining what you mean by the term, "a great favor". He may not have done himSELF a favor. :tongue: Thanks Think_Kink. Sorry if my generalities offended you. I'll try to be more specific... and positive! - Spiker, thnks for the welcome. I hope this post has put any concern to rest.

 

[Elmer Gantry]

Welcome Rihanna, I'm sure you'll find it to be a most hospitable place to mention the unmentionable!

 

[JonahFalcon]

Well, check my pics then show them to your BF. See his reaction. (evil grin)

 

[pokerbrat]

Hey baby, you wanna go out back and have a little sex?

 

[Pecker]

Hey, Rihanna, welcome.

 

[hungschlong]

welcome to lpsg

 

[Ummagumma]

Also, IF I wanted a guy with a big package, I could walk outside my door and wait 5 minutes.

I think there are a lot of people here who would like your address.

(and it's ok to give it out, no creeps here)

 

[JonahFalcon]

I think there are a lot of people here who would like your address.

(and it's ok to give it out, no creeps here)

Macy's. Lots of men with huge packages coming out of that place during the holiday season. Women and children, too, which is creepy. :saevilw:

 

[Rihanna]

Macy's. Lots of men with huge packages coming out of that place during the holiday season. Women and children, too, which is creepy. :saevilw:

Ewe.

 

[B_NineInchCock_160IQ]

All righty then. Hello. I saw this site a few days ago on my guy's browser. (Whoops!) Thinking highly of himself, I presume. He doesn't appear to be a member. I'm not sure why he would feel he needs to be. Unless he just wants to look at a lot of penis pictures. Hmm. Begs, the question - what's MY excuse. Ha ha.

Lpsg has some interesting looking threads. Curious to browse. I'm open to the site, mainly because of the other (non-illiterate) women who jump off the written pages. I may never visit the site again after today. Or, I may chime in or write something - but I'm not really looking to showboat my verbal proclivities or the salacious side of my intellect. I have other areas of my life where I get the sufficient amount of attention I need - and adequate opportunity to compete with others. Also, IF I wanted a guy with a big package, I could walk outside my door and wait 5 minutes. What's the big deal? Relax everybody. Eye get it.

Since this appears to be a visually oriented crowd also - let me save the guys some time and effort by saying, yeah, I'm an attractive woman - and no, sorry, particularly to the guys - at this point and as far as I can imagine into the future - I'm not here to show off.

Then what are you here for? Just to list all the reasons why you don't want to be here?

 

[B_NineInchCock_160IQ]

Hey baby, you wanna go out back and have a little sex?

hey Spladle

 

[Mr. Snakey]

Hi Welcome...................:smile:

 

[vindicari]

wipe your mouth with toilet roll and stick a pin in your ego

 

[Big Del]

Welcome - I hope you decide to stay

 

[Rihanna]

wipe your mouth with toilet roll and stick a pin in your ego

Wha? ....

 

[Rihanna]

Then what are you here for? Just to list all the reasons why you don't want to be here?

Who was the writer or philosopher who said, [paraphrase] 'to live an optomistic and fully considered life one must have the capacity to tolerate a certain level of doubt.' Looks like you have a really nice big old dick, by the way, Mr. Grumpy Pants.