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We have a hurricane headed this way. The news is showing a teaser about "How to deal with rip currents! Stay tuned and we'll tell you!", in a very urgent, breathy voice.
HOW ABOUT THIS: STAY OUT OF THE FUCKING WATER, DUMBASS!!!
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Only surfers should be at the beach today. They should remain tethered to their boards at all times. It should be fun.
...and anybody stupid enough to go swimming at our beaches on a day like this should be prepared to meet the fate he so richly deserves...
HOW ABOUT THIS: STAY OUT OF THE FUCKING WATER, DUMBASS!!!
:biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:
Only surfers should be at the beach today. They should remain tethered to their boards at all times. It should be fun.
...and anybody stupid enough to go swimming at our beaches on a day like this should be prepared to meet the fate he so richly deserves...