I had to laugh

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by B_Hickboy, Sep 4, 2008.

  1. B_Hickboy

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    We have a hurricane headed this way. The news is showing a teaser about "How to deal with rip currents! Stay tuned and we'll tell you!", in a very urgent, breathy voice.

    HOW ABOUT THIS: STAY OUT OF THE FUCKING WATER, DUMBASS!!!


    :biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:

    Only surfers should be at the beach today. They should remain tethered to their boards at all times. It should be fun.

    ...and anybody stupid enough to go swimming at our beaches on a day like this should be prepared to meet the fate he so richly deserves...
     
  2. Principessa

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    :lmao: Yup, same thing used to happen in Jersey. By the time a hurricane gets to the Jersey Shore it's barely a tropical storm; but it does provide better than usual waves for surfing. The only problem is after Labor Day there are no lifeguards on New Jersey beaches so if you go out there and die it's pretty much on you. :redface:
     
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    Agreed, O Nubian princess.
     
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    Reminder one to self: Take Hickboy to the beach and push him into the water with a life preserver made of caramel cream and paper.

    Reminder two: Remove hearing aids so as to avoid hearing Hickboy screaming for help.

    Reminder three: Search out MB to offer sympathy and condolence at tsudden loss of Hickboy.

    Reminder four: Remind self about reminder one.
     
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    Why do you hate America? :mad:
     
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    ^^ :lmao: ^^
     
  7. Northland

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    It was what they passed off as music.


    I suffered through Sister Golden Hair and Tin Man and A Horse With No Mane...huh? What? Oh! A Horse With No NAME. That makes even less sense, I mean who wouldn't name their horse?

    However I am going off track-I really started to despise (never hate) America when they released the gosh-awful Lonely People. I never liked the ending-they blurt out a line and the tune ends-sort of as if it was unfinished.



    Reminder five: sell broken surfboard to Hickboy and remind him to be at beach by midnight tonight.
     
  8. Principessa

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    I don't think he hates America. Sounds to me, more like he luvs himself some ManlyBanisters. :wink:
     
  9. Northland

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    (that was supposed to be a secret)
     
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    Well, that's something he and I both agree on. She's wonderful.
     
  11. ManlyBanisters

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    Why is there no *expanding head* smilie?

    <<<:biggrin1:>>>
     
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