I HATE fags

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by B_JQblonde, Mar 9, 2007.

  1. B_JQblonde

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    ....which is why I urge anybody who smokes them to give them up.

    And I know you women can't possibly find it sexy when you see a good looking bloke with a fag in his mouth.

    Please , for the sake of your lungs, SAY NO TO FAGS!
     
  2. nakedwally

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    okay now i am confused i thought this thread meant something else:biggrin1: :eek: :confused:
     
  3. HazelGod

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    Nice.

    However, this would have been much funnier if you'd posted it on April 1st...
     
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    I quite smoking fags a few years back, but to this day, when I am drunk or drinking, I always want a fag. Its just so hard to leave that lifestyle behind.
     
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    You just described the majority of my porn collection.
     
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    Just knowing that Madame Zora owns a porn collection added a higher level of importance to this thread.
     
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    LOL!
    :biggrin1:
     
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    I love fags, AND I smoke. I just couldn't resist this thread.:tongue:
     
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    I'll second Zora on this one... its not a good collection without them..
     
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    At first I was like OH NOOOOO he de'ent!!!!!!! LOL! Dammit!:biggrin1:
     
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    I'm glad fags are becoming banned in all public establishments
     
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    Fag

    This reminds me of one of my favorite moments in college. We were in rehearsals staging an opera where in the final scene a priest is burned alive at the stake. The chorus is onstage as the members of the village looking on at the impending execution. Everything seems to be going along quite well until the director runs on stage screaming.

    "STOP, STOP! Props! Where are the Faggots!?!" Half of the chorus just dropped their jaws and you could feel in massive intake of air at the combined gasp and thoughts of "Oh no he didn't!"

    The director quickly realized what he had said and responded...

    "No, no, not like that! The bundles of wood to stoke the fire...the faggots! Please, people I'm the biggest fag here so don't even try it!"

    We all had a good laugh and went on to three great performances of Krzysztof Penderecki's The Devil's of Loudon.
     
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    I agree......."
    Now you have to think of a REALLY good one for that day:rolleyes: .."
     
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    Me too sweety! I love a fag in my mouth:wink: I have to try the cloves you told me about. I have to try some.:cool: :smile:
     
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    I gave up at the beginning of the year and it makes me all twitchy and I want a fag every time I see someone lighting up on TV.

    Are those herbal cigarettes (no, not THAT herb) bad for you or what? Can you still buy them even?
     
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    me too, no more having to worry about the smell of fags wafting over into the non-fag section
     
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    I used to have plenty of fags inside my mouth daily...I miss that. It's been a good 3 months since I quit fags. The things I give up for health! :tongue:
     
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    *sigh*

    Well, they're both addictive, and they both leave a sweet aftertaste.:biggrin1:
     
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    No, don't give up fags! I found the perfect loophole- I gave up LENT for lent!
     
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