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they abuse Buster, of Mythbusters
trying to knock his socks off now
Criminal, buggers love there explosives & guns tho ha

Love Tory tho.. mmmmmm ha
 

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i hate it when i'm accused of something i didn't do nor would ever consider doing! frikken ignorant bastards!
 

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When a co-worker acts real nice to you, but then when your not around you find out that he/she doesn't like you very much and talks shit behind your back.
 

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when

have had tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much sleep
fn get up outta bed 6am .. on a Sunday
and sit here looking stoopid
watching f all on TV, AND trolling LPSG .. hahha wtf kd life ha
 

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When I post a link to a YouTube video, then find a much-better-quality YT video of the same thing when it's too late to edit the post.
 

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i am due to give myself a #1 haircut
(in winter-habit of stripping topless rather than a cloth draped over)

and

people who hate me, for having so many hates
i LOVE Hates..survive pretty well Ok with being honest and expressing em,
Thank You .. ha
 

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i have to clean Fn OVENs
dont mind a Roast every Sunday
but to clean an OVEN ( boss home soon) is absolutely
a fn pain-in-the-ass

was a day when you Had to spray Oven when warm, now its when cold
either way grrrrr, taking a break?
and, have only done the fn grillsx2 ha?

The Carpenters classic : "SING" (Peacewalker) - YouTube

Not even cheering me up haha GRUMPY ...
 

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I hate it when... I am late waking up on garbage day; as to leave our trash bags out over night, would be an open invite to be ravaged into shreds, all over our wonderful freshly cut lawn and driveway, by our neighbor from hell's inbred curs. Which are let out to crap all over our flower bed by the way, as we sleep at 2:00am. I rush off to grab our trash bags which are the economy pull strap type, with a wonderfully aromatic sent to give a false sense of cleanliness. In my haste I grab two plump bags in both hands, having stuffed 20 lbs of crap in each. To my surprise as I make it out the garage, the bags rip open from the pull ties and fall to the ground, spilling on my driveway. As the garbage men attempt to pass my sorry arse on, I am left kicking the crap further down my driveway to meet them at the edge of our freshly cut grass and side walk. Trying to stop the truck from continuing on, my ill fated attempt to kick the remnants of my garbage bags in front of the mechanical monstrosity, that seems to be operated by my neighbor's 2nd cousin twice removed, is scattered further down our street. As I see the truck turn and make its way around behind our block, the beasts of defecation from our block make their way up the street to pick at our vile strune decay.
 
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you spend a relatively enjoyable Sunny day out grocery shopping, to return to an email stating a close friends Husband is diagnosed with an incurable disease ....
 

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Our hoity toity waiter pulls out the whole shaabang of deserts available and flaunts about like in a parade.

The proud man and his massive tray filled with every delight imaginable.

With the desert tray is placed in front of us, with an assortment of decadent confections, from Triple Chocolate Cake to Snickers Cheese Cake.

My first attempt at getting what we wanted, was a complete fail. No, you cannot have that one nor that one there, as we are all out.

My second attempt at getting something that looked somewhat tasty, also failed.

You would think the waiter would say something like, please only select one of these two. But nooooooo!.

Instead he waits till I ask on my 3rd attempt.

All but the lowly plain cheese cake and banana pie are available.

(True Story)
 

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You're on a hot date and just as your about to get busy, the condom you kept in your wallet for months, is being difficult to open. In trying to open with your teeth the whole thing gets torn in half.