I hate my job!!

D_Dick_LeCoque

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My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian.

But the pick of the bunch has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average stoner. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been straight anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.

Anyway, I drive these retards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
 

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well, at 19...and u haven't gone to grad school or even college and don't desire to,
u can be ur own boss..move to London, get on the stock exchange floor...and make ur fortune in the next crash...which should be right after the US Dow is 10200 current US DOW is 8900...
its where most 19 yr old guys hang out in Chicago and new york...after they make their millions, they then enroll in college..or they buy one..LOL
its the last bastion of capitalism...and Barry (the current US Prez ) is doing his best to kill it...so get in while u can..
 

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well, at 19...and u haven't gone to grad school or even college and don't desire to,
u can be ur own boss..move to London, get on the stock exchange floor...and make ur fortune in the next crash...which should be right after the US Dow is 10200 current US DOW is 8900...
its where most 19 yr old guys hang out in Chicago and new york...after they make their millions, they then enroll in college..or they buy one..LOL
its the last bastion of capitalism...and Barry (the current US Prez ) is doing his best to kill it...so get in while u can..

Dumb bastard. Crazy with a low IQ. You must be very dangerous.