I hate my penis

[ripvanwinkle]

a recent episode of "House" had a genius who was using cough syrup and booze to make himself more normal, intelligence-wise.

i'm too smart.
too strong.
too fast on my bike, too:smile:

 

[sexplease]

wish for bigger legs

 

[D_Ivana Dickenside]

maybe you should wear a jock strap to hold everything in place. but what do i know? ...it's not like i have a penis.

 

[molotovmuffin]

I hate his penis too.

I was going to say the same thing.

 

[B_625girth]

back in th 80's I was sick for about 3 weeks, and when I went back to my favorite bar. "where you been? haven't seen you for awhile." I told them I had penis reduction surgery, and it went right over their heads.

 

[Ramsey]

I was going to say the same thing.

Great minds think alike :smile:

 

[jdoe86]

I think Lorena Bobbitt is still single, I'm sure she would be more than willing to help you out.

 

[molotovmuffin]

Great minds think alike :smile:

Yes and we should get them together sometime.


Watch out world! lol

 

[DaveyR]

Maybe this would be better in the "funny stuff" forum.

 

[D_Ambrosius Cottonballs]

Iknow I am late for this, but... THIS IS THE BEST OF ALL JJ! Ha ha ha!! That would definitelly solve his sad issu!

Shove your big annoying cock up your ass. that will keep it out of the way, and perhaps gove you some pleasure too.

Big cocks are a bitch !! you might also try selling it on EBAY... I'll bid....

 

[B_Nick8]

I was going to say the same thing.

Me, too. :biggrin1: