i hate my roommate

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  1. schwulboy1989

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    there are days when he's gone all day, and then there are days when he comes back completely at random in the middle of the day...and this is college...let's be honest...if we're so lucky as to have alone time, we're gonna make the best of it (if you know what i mean)...

    and he comes back to the room, and there's no warning that he's unlocking the door...he just WHABAM unlocks it and comes in...

    he LITERALLY just walked in on me jerking off...fortunately i had my pants around my thighs (just in case)...i heard his keys jingle and slammed my computer shut, and jumped off the bed and pulled my pants up as quickly as i could and ran behind my dresser so as to not be seen by him OR the 4 friends he brought with him...

    IT'S SO FUCKING ANNOYING

    and it's not his fault at all, so i'm in no way justified in being upset, but OMG it pisses me off...

    i can't wait to get my own place next summer!!!

    *rant sequence complete*
     
  2. schwulboy1989

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    annnnnnnnd the kicker...

    his friends are annoying dumbasses with absolutely no personality...

    OMG LEAVE MY FUCKING ROOM NOW...

    wow...i'm usually so calm and accommodating...wtf...
     
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    And I can guess you're not exactly "out" to him, yes? Can't you see if there's a possibility of a "roommate" swap? Can you fill his shoes with soup?
     
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    A well-placed tarantula might be more effective. :wink:
     
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    Oh dear, have you tried playing very heavy rock while he sleeps?
     
  6. SomeGuyOverThere

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    I don't get the whole American room-mate thing... I had my own room in University accommodation. Sharing with somebody would be creepy : /
     
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    I know what you mean about roommates interrupting jerk-off sessions. I had that issue a lot last year when I had a shared room. Plus, as a kicker, one of my roommates had a girlfriend back home, and every day he was on the phone for hours with the same damn conversation: "I love you too, baby. I love you too, baby." That drove me fucking insane.
     
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    I'm guessing it's a money/space-saving measure in most cases. I got to a very large university (30,000 undergrads), and giving everyone their own room would take up a ton of space, as opposed to cramming everyone in like sardines.
     
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    Sharing a room with a guy you don't like is a bitch. But all guys have certain needs. Maybe you can work out a signal, like something hung on the doorknob, that's a signal that one of you is in there jerking it or having sex or something else where you don't want to be disturbed.
     
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    Reaching the necessary accomodations might be easier if you liked him more. I second the roommate swap idea. College is supposed to be fun.
    Dave
     
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    Do you guys live in a studio or share a room? Do you have a bathroom? Having a roommate really sucks but you're gonna have to put up w/it for now and get creative. When he leaves ask where he's going or how long he'll be gone. C'mon you can find a way around this for now. If you really have to jo there call him on his cell and see when he's coming back. Just a few ideas as I don't know your whole sitch.
     
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    Post a sign on the door that reads." I might be in the middle of a jerk off session or something nearly as exciting, Knock or enter at your own risk". Or get a latch for the inside of the door, or do your activities in the bathroom. I'd say bringing 4 friends home without any notice should be against personal boundaries you guys should set.
     
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    Yeah, if you can't communicate that sort of thing, time for a swap. Pissed off/reactive is ineffective. Assertive/communicative is good.
     
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    Dude I feel your pain! The one roommate I had in school was the most boring, inconsiderate assclown ever! He played loud music when I was trying to watch the tv I was nice enough to bring in, he ate my food, he never understood the concept of ¨It's your turn to clean the bathroom¨, and he was avidly against porn and jerking off when he clearly needed it the most.

    The two of you may share the same room, but that's not the only room on the floor or building. Venture out and find some new guys to hang with on your floor. It worked wonders for me... Not THAT wonder. Other wonders...
     
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    Last time i roomed i accidently walked in on the guy, saw his 9x5.5 cock and him jacking off to gay porn, made the next 3 months the best time of my life
     
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    if you can't get him to compromise, the only thing to do is get back at him! for example: cum on his toothbrush and say it was toothpaste residue; spit in a drink and offer it to him; wipe your nose (or your cum, or your ass) on his clean shirts; hock a loogie into his leftover food and mix it up so he can't tell the difference. you'll be glad you did :biggrin:
     
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    Wow, Stacey I wouldn't want to be your roomate or better yet, eating at a place you work.
     
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    Are you sure about this ? LOL

    First of all, speak up for yourself. You pay to live there as well and if he cannot "knock" on the door before entering then I suggest you become very vocal about it.

    People will run over you and never give it another thought unless you speak up and put the skids on it.
     
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    That would be a very petty waiter's revenge. Maybe the OP can also request another room?
     
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    Please tell me you're kidding with this.
     
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