I have a HUGE problem, NEED HELP FAST!!

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THIS SUCKS!!! Every time i go to have sex I accidentally club her in the side of the head and knock her out cold for a few hours.:frown1:
 

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Umm....

club her in the side of the head with what? Are you a psycho-killer?


I'm scared...
 

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Nevermind.... I first thought the op was a man and then I read again and realized it's a woman. I was very confused; still am...
 

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The OP's gender is listed as female.My comment was not aimed at you.Sorry for the confusion.I'm just trying to imagine one female knocking another out!lolMaybe she needs a better harness for her strap-on.lol!
 

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The OP's gender is listed as female.My comment was not aimed at you.Sorry for the confusion.I'm just trying to imagine one female knocking another out!lol

lol it's okay. At first I thought she was a man and that you were talking to me! I was very confused! Then I noticed that she is a woman, so then I figured you weren't talking to me! :tongue:
 

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I wish every fake woman on here would be this upfront about having a penis. You sir are a breath of fresh air.

OP didn't say anything about having a penis, Slant, just that she carries around a club. :biggrin1:
 

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That'll be my 2009 new year's resolution - to stop assuming unreasonables. Nasty habit of mine. :biggrin1:

this my friends, is the beauty of the internet. even a phony post about clubbing someone during sex (which i'm beginning to hope isn't the rant of someone who recently slayed a lover before, during, or after sex) is actually getting attention, though i'm guilty too of giving this crap a few seconds of my day. that should be the new internet slogan, Give This Crap A Few Seconds Of Your Day!!
 

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THIS SUCKS!!! Every time i go to have sex I accidentally club her in the side of the head and knock her out cold for a few hours.:frown1:

A lot of men share this problem. Hopefully, your courageous contribution will embolden other males to heal their suffering.
 
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I think the joke intended to have a few more words or sentences. Try to include 'oral sex' and 'clubbed her in the forehead with my 10 inch penis' and then it will get a bundle of laughs.
 

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LOL, Sorry Had to laugh.

It does read she is female so one must assume she is NOT talking about a penis.

However if you look at the username VERYTALL Perhaps her legs may be causing her some trouble?

Solution. Perhaps have your gf straddle you whilst YOU lay down.
 

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Clearly you need to take a tablespoon of Pop Rocks before you ave sex. Oh... Dont forget to put some fres cut grass in you left nostril.
WTF
 
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OK, so maybe it's a huge strap-on that did the head whacking....I just assumed it was a guy posting about his girl. Or maybe a huge tittie-slap headbang did it....you never know.