I have a HUGE problem, NEED HELP FAST!!

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  1. VERYTALL

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    THIS SUCKS!!! Every time i go to have sex I accidentally club her in the side of the head and knock her out cold for a few hours.:frown1:
     
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    .........?
     
  3. ActionBuddy

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    Yaddi, yaddi, ya..... zzzzzzz.....
     
  4. Mandee

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    Umm....

    club her in the side of the head with what? Are you a psycho-killer?


    I'm scared...
     
  5. koval

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    Caveman syndrome.:yup:
     
  6. Ed69

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    Sounds like a pissed off dyke.They do have anger managment classes to help you.
     
  7. Mandee

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    Nevermind.... I first thought the op was a man and then I read again and realized it's a woman. I was very confused; still am...
     
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    The OP's gender is listed as female.My comment was not aimed at you.Sorry for the confusion.I'm just trying to imagine one female knocking another out!lolMaybe she needs a better harness for her strap-on.lol!
     
  9. Mandee

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    lol it's okay. At first I thought she was a man and that you were talking to me! I was very confused! Then I noticed that she is a woman, so then I figured you weren't talking to me! :tongue:
     
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    I wish every fake woman on here would be this upfront about having a penis. You sir are a breath of fresh air.
     
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    OP didn't say anything about having a penis, Slant, just that she carries around a club. :biggrin1:
     
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    That'll be my 2009 new year's resolution - to stop assuming unreasonables. Nasty habit of mine. :biggrin1:
     
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    this my friends, is the beauty of the internet. even a phony post about clubbing someone during sex (which i'm beginning to hope isn't the rant of someone who recently slayed a lover before, during, or after sex) is actually getting attention, though i'm guilty too of giving this crap a few seconds of my day. that should be the new internet slogan, Give This Crap A Few Seconds Of Your Day!!
     
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    A lot of men share this problem. Hopefully, your courageous contribution will embolden other males to heal their suffering.
     
  15. OldFirm08

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    I think the joke intended to have a few more words or sentences. Try to include 'oral sex' and 'clubbed her in the forehead with my 10 inch penis' and then it will get a bundle of laughs.
     
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    LOL, Sorry Had to laugh.

    It does read she is female so one must assume she is NOT talking about a penis.

    However if you look at the username VERYTALL Perhaps her legs may be causing her some trouble?

    Solution. Perhaps have your gf straddle you whilst YOU lay down.
     
  17. D_Keziah Binbanger

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    I don't understand...how can she club her and knock her out...I'm scared...
     
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    Clearly you need to take a tablespoon of Pop Rocks before you ave sex. Oh... Dont forget to put some fres cut grass in you left nostril.
    WTF
     
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    OK, so maybe it's a huge strap-on that did the head whacking....I just assumed it was a guy posting about his girl. Or maybe a huge tittie-slap headbang did it....you never know.
     
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