I Have a Question

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  1. B_Spladle

    B_Spladle New Member

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    What is the proper way to obtain accurate measurements of one's penis? Links, descriptions, pictures, etc. are all welcome. Thanks!
     
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    On the top of the penisfrom the tip of the penis to the pelvic bone using a ridgif ruler.
     
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    Where exactly is the pelvic bone? For those that can't actually locate it due to skin or "fur" lol, this may be difficult.
     
  4. dcwrestlefan

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    take a ruler (or yardstick or room size tape measure if you are extree enormous) and place it on top of your hard hoojie. the zero mark should be at the junction of the base of your dick and where it meets your body.
    measure from there to the tip of your pole and VOILA. you have your number.

    don't have any diagrams - sorry. actually used to, then my HARD DRIVE crashed.

    remember though, double the number you come up with when using AOL. its in the contract somewhere i believe.
     
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    However, if you are under 16 and want to post on this board multiply measurement by 4.25 and round to nearest integer.

    Then you ask, "Am I big?"
     
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    AOL users should follow this guideline also except they should then sit in a chat room while they are away from the computer for at least one week.
     
  7. B_Spladle

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    Thread hi-jackers would do well to note that I included the word "accurate" in the OP for a reason. :)
     
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    Here is a site that could be useful. Lots of pictures and exaples tho, not sure if you will like that...
     
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    not that I helped you, but that's why we're here.
     
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    lLOL. Just took a look at that site esp the "incorrect" ways of measuring. Now THAT's some funny s**t!
     
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    And it is official. My penis measures precisely 8" long and is 6.5" in circumference. What a fun piece of information to have. Thanks again for that link, foley.
     
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    Congratulations on your size and your 100 posts!
     
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    B_Spladle New Member

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    When I first heard about the Large Penis Support Group, I laughed because I assumed that every post would be some variation of this one.
     
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    I don't think we ever drift too far away.
     
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    The measuring guide , if used, might bring a bit of reality to the world of some of the bullshitters on site especially the ones whose entire family for generations has topped the 12 inches mark.
    They could use the guide with a reverse handicap and still think they are impressing people.
    So say the guide indicates 7 inches then with the addition of a personal BS handicap of 5 would still give 12 inches.
     
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    Now that you have shared that, share if you are cut or uncut. ;-)
     
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