I have a rash on my nutsack

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  1. Dr. Dilznick

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    What ointments/creams do you recommend for treating this shit?
     
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    Whatever your Dr. recommended.
     
  3. Dr. Dilznick

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    I won't go to the doctor unless I absolutely have to.
     
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    Well, you absolutely HAVE to!!
     
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    You don't necessarily have to go to a doctor. If this is just a red, itchy rash, it's most likely just jock itch, especially if you have been in a situation like a gym or a poll where you could have picked that up. If it's just jock itch, there are many good OTC ointments/sprays/powders like Lamisil that will clear it up pretty quick. (Here's a tip: to lessen embarassment, buy the versions of these products labeled for athlete's foot rather than jock itch. It's the same medicine as athlete's foot and jock itch are both caused by the same fungus.) If the rash does not improve after a few days with one of these treatments, then it's probably time to see the doctor.
     
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    Yeah, it's probably nothing serious. It's just that it's a bad place to get a rash. It's hard to vigorously scratch and claw because it's such fragile real estate. You really can't bear down and simulate starting a fire; you have to be delicate with your scratching, which is actually more frustrating as it's just enough to exacerbate the irritation, but not enough for relief.

    Thanks, Donk.
     
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    I won't go to the doctor unless I absolutely have to.
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    yeah, at least wait until your scrotum shrivels up and drops off. otherwise there's just no point.
     
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    Ancient proverb:

    If this hurts, stop doing this.

    Also, why can't anyone do research on their own without dragging a whole forum into their testicular woes?

    Okay, so no one feels like going to the doctor anymore, whether their reproductive health is in jeopardy or not... What the fuck is wrong with Walgreens?
     
  9. Dr. Dilznick

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    Nah, I'm going to have to amputate my scrotum before the disease spreads. You can never be too careful.

    Or maybe I'll just use that Gold Bond powder for now, I hear it's like a golden breath mint for your balls.
     
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    I made an appointment with my doctor just in case. I'm pretty sure I'll be nervous as fuck, though.
     
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    Nah, I'm going to have to amputate my scrotum before the disease spreads. You can never be too careful.

    Or maybe I'll just use that Gold Bond powder for now, I hear it's like a golden breath mint for your balls.
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    And it makes them as smooth as eggs.
     
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    I made an appointment with my doctor just in case. I'm pretty sure I'll be nervous as fuck, though.
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    you think your doctor's never seen a scrotal rash before? :eyes:
     
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    your doctor's probably had a rash there, himself
     
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    Shit on your scrotum? Try toilet paper...
     
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    Shit on your scrotum? Try toilet paper...

    *Raises hands triumphantly and does victory lap sporting the pride he has derived from his supreme wit and intelligence*
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    Got anything else as clever and damaging as "try toilet paper" in your bag-o-witticism?
     
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    Got anything else as clever and damaging as "try toilet paper" in your bag-o-witticism?
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    Got anything else as clever as editing quotes in your bag-o-witticism?
     
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    Got anything else as clever and damaging as "try toilet paper" in your bag-o-witticism?
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    Got anything else as clever as editing quotes in your bag-o-witticism?
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    C'mon dilznick... Don't disappoint... Say something racially-focused here... YOU CAN DO IT, I BELIEVE IN YOU!!!
     
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    Him and Chimera. They should date. Seriously.
     
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    Please. Too obvious...
    Degrassi is less predictable than that.

    Hey, maybe there should be an LPSG drinking game... Whenever anyone says something racist in an unrelated post, take a drink. Whenever Dilznick and/or Chimera exchange sweet nothings, take a drink, etc.
     
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    could be a heat rash-- hydrocortisone cream works well
     
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