I have a rash on my nutsack

[Pecker]

To the tune of "On Top of Old Smoky"

I have a rash on my nutsack
It itches like hell,
Too embarrassed to report it
Maybe I will get well.

It's spread to my ass cheeks
I'm red as a beet,
And I can't stop scratching
I look like raw meat.

My pals at LPSG
Said go and tell a doc,
But I didn't listen
At my wake they rock.

 

[absinthium]

Originally posted by Axex+Aug 9 2005, 08:20 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Axex &#064; Aug 9 2005, 08:20 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by absinthium@Aug 9 2005, 07:28 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-jonb

@Aug 9 2005, 07:13 PM
Him and Chimera. They should date. Seriously.

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Please. Too obvious...
Degrassi is less predictable than that.

Hey, maybe there should be an LPSG drinking game... Whenever anyone says something racist in an unrelated post, take a drink. Whenever Dilznick and/or Chimera exchange sweet nothings, take a drink, etc.

[post=334111]Quoted post[/post]​

Is Degrassi any good? My friend watches it and has tried to get me to watch it on numerous occasions. I said, "No fruitcocktail for you." He was disappointed .

[post=334123]Quoted post[/post]​

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Degrassi is hilarious in its cheesiness. High-drama Canadian teenagers. So awesome/gay (no, really... There&#39;s lots of gayness).

Ask jonb, he&#39;s much more of an expert. I&#39;m only a casual viewer.

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Originally posted by absinthium@Aug 9 2005, 06:28 PM
Hey, maybe there should be an LPSG drinking game... Whenever anyone says something racist in an unrelated post, take a drink. Whenever Dilznick and/or Chimera exchange sweet nothings, take a drink, etc.

Are you already drunk, chiclet? I can&#39;t afford that much rum on my salary&#33;
:beer:

 

[Dr Rock]

Originally posted by ChimeraTX+Aug 10 2005, 02:45 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ChimeraTX &#064; Aug 10 2005, 02:45 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-jonb@Aug 9 2005, 06:13 PM
Him and Chimera. They should date. Seriously.

[post=334100]Quoted post[/post]​

That&#39;s the way; avoid the issues, then insult me in a thread I haven&#39;t ever been in.

[post=334263]Quoted post[/post]​

[/b][/quote]
why is that insulting? are you saying dr dilznick is ugly, or are you just scared of his itchy nutsack?

 

[absinthium]

Originally posted by ChimeraTX+Aug 10 2005, 10:45 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ChimeraTX &#064; Aug 10 2005, 10:45 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-jonb@Aug 9 2005, 06:13 PM
Him and Chimera. They should date. Seriously.

[post=334100]Quoted post[/post]​

That&#39;s the way; avoid the issues, then insult me in a thread I haven&#39;t ever been in.

[post=334263]Quoted post[/post]​

[/b][/quote]

...What issue is being avoided here? I thought this was the "rash on my balls" thread.

Are you insinuating we didn&#39;t give this grave topic the respect it deserves?

 

[KinkGuy]

Originally posted by ChimeraTX+Aug 10 2005, 06:56 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ChimeraTX &#064; Aug 10 2005, 06:56 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-absinthium@Aug 10 2005, 11:03 AM
Are you insinuating we didn&#39;t give this grave topic the respect it deserves?

[post=334279]Quoted post[/post]​

No, besides it wasn&#39;t addressed to you.

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[/b][/quote]

Subtle irony..................................huh?

 

[absinthium]

Originally posted by KinkGuy@Aug 10 2005, 09:00 PM
Subtle irony..................................huh?

[post=334391]Quoted post[/post]​

That kid&#39;s a total head-scratcher.

Who even knows.

 

[absinthium]

Originally posted by ChimeraTX@Aug 11 2005, 01:20 AM
I was referring to other issues.

[post=334438]Quoted post[/post]​

When aren&#39;t you, sweetheart?

 

[13788]

7x5.5: I had a rash there once, and I actually found the best treatment was to simply wash it with water whilst in the shower, completely abstaining from creams, (as I think it was a cream that gave me the rash in the first place) and obviously making sure the rash did not come into contact with anything that may inflame it such as soaps etc...cleared it up within a week.

 

[Dr. Dilznick]

Originally posted by absinthium
Are you insinuating we didn&#39;t give this grave topic the respect it deserves?

I&#39;m dead serious, sweetpea.

 

[SomeGuyOverThere]

Originally posted by Dr. Dilznick+Aug 11 2005, 12:10 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Dr. Dilznick &#064; Aug 11 2005, 12:10 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-absinthium
Are you insinuating we didn&#39;t give this grave topic the respect it deserves?

I&#39;m dead serious, sweetpea.

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[/b][/quote]
Then, as you don&#39;t want to go to the doctor, try the pharmecist.

 

[BobLeeSwagger]

Can&#39;t you just write your own prescription, Dr. Dilznick?

OK, I tried.

 

[godiluvabig1]

That&#39;s the way; avoid the issues, then insult me in a thread I haven&#39;t ever been in.

[post=334263]Quoted post[/post]​

...What issue is being avoided here? I thought this was the "rash on my balls" thread.

Are you insinuating we didn&#39;t give this grave topic the respect it deserves?

[post=334279]Quoted post[/post]​

Subtle irony..................................huh?

[post=334391]Quoted post[/post]​

That kid&#39;s a total head-scratcher.

Who even knows.

[post=334411]Quoted post[/post]​

I was referring to other issues.

[post=334438]Quoted post[/post]​

Is it just me, or does it seem like someone&#39;s being a hipocrite about talking about stuff other than the main issue... Because isn&#39;t it Chimera who always bitches and moans about people changing the subject in threads...

 

[absinthium]

Originally posted by godiluvabig1@Aug 12 2005, 01:29 AM
Is it just me, or does it seem like someone&#39;s being a hipocrite about talking about stuff other than the main issue... Because isn&#39;t it Chimera who always bitches and moans about people changing the subject in threads...

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DINGDINGDINGDINGDING&#33;

 

[absinthium]

Originally posted by ChimeraTX@Aug 12 2005, 02:16 AM
I was referring to the issues in contention; this thread doesn&#39;t concern me. I don&#39;t appreciate being insulted in threads I&#39;ve never posted in though.

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No one ever said fame was easy, daaaahlink.

If I were you I&#39;d be flattered that a bunch of losers sitting on the internet were so obsessed with me they had to bring my ass up even in threads I&#39;d never been a part of.

You have to admit, it is pretty funny.