I Have A Secret

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by B_JasonDawgxxx, Jun 15, 2008.

  1. B_JasonDawgxxx

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    Post a secret you have never told a soul.


    I will go first......

    I had sex with one of my sisters Boyfriends.His name was Jeff and he was so hawt I couldnt help myself.:tongue:
     
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    In the 70's I had sex with my then gf's mother and her sister. Three in one???
     
  3. B_JasonDawgxxx

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    I once called and booked fake appts for a hairdresser that f*cked my hair up.I booked her up for 2 days with fake names.
     
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    While in the Navy I blew a smokin’ hot Marine in one of my ships storerooms while my b/f who was a smokin’ hot sailor was eating breakfast about 20’ away. I felt guilty before and after but god damn he was HOT! The next day he wanted me to meet him for a tour of the inside of his tank when nobody else was around but that didn’t work out so I didn’t end up feeling guilty twice! :biggrin1:
     
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    Dont ask,Dont tell.Just get him to a motel.lol.Thats a hot story.:tongue:
     
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    He was hot, there’s just something about a good looking guy in uniform that does something to me, especially a blond with a beautiful body in fatigues!

    P.S. BTW, you don’t own a set of fatigues and have a camera handy do you! :rolleyes: LOL!
     
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    At a party (long ago) some bitch told some lies about me to a former GF and caused trouble, so I dumped out her listerine in the bathroom and filled it up with a load of piss.. always wondered how she choked that down in the morning.
     
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    Long story, made short: Couple of years ago I was hanging out at home and having a few beers with a straight, married friend. Talked about our sex lives and he admitted he would like to try to suck my dick. I let him and he was able to take it all - one of the few guys I've known who could open up his throat!
     
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    A hot young redheaded guy recently moved into the upstairs apartment with his girlfriend. Last week when I was washing the car I caught him watching me from the window. He knew he was caught so he just casually waved and I just waved back. Last night when I was doing laundry I found one of his socks in the dryer, so I jerked off on it and put it back on the table next to the dryer. I'm not sure how long it will take him to find it. Will he notice the smell of cum on it when he does? Will he wash it again before wearing it?
     
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    I've had sex with 2 of my friend's boyfriends.......woops
     
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    OOOOO.....diabolical!..but it's a fucking great one!
     
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    I only have sex with members of law enforcement. I strip them naked, handcuff them, and ride their butt until they beg for mercy. So far, I'm booked up every night through July 26th.
     
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    I once got blow by a perfect stranger in a HOTEL'S sauna! ;)
     
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    Does it have to be a sex related secret Jason?
     
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    Interesting Hootie... very interesting...
     
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    Details please Jason!
     
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    No cutie,any secret:biggrin1:
     
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    I've been hit on by several married people at my church...
    mostly wives, but also 2 husbands...
     
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    Well, I was shit faced from some pills and beer. I had sex with a guy in a bathroom and called my (ex) boy friend the next day and lied out my ass.
     
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    I am Stalin's secret love grandchild
     
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