i have a superb massive cock of 13, 5 " !! look at my philpeg profile; It is so hot !

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I'm gonna have to stick up for the guy I'm afraid, if it wasn't for the losers who come on here to try and live out a fantasy the site would lose a lot of humour

p.s. I think the opposite of a cup of Tea is probably an Oreo, or maybe a biscotti. These foreign buscuits really don't react well with Tea
 

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GoneA said:
Three blind mice. Three blind mice.
See how they run. See how they run.
They all ran after the farmer's wife
Who cut off their tails with a carving knife.
Did you ever see such a thing in your life
As three blind mice?

and now, for the politically correct version:

three visually impaired vertically challenged rodents
three visually impaired vertically challenged rodents
observe their rapid parambulation
observe their rapid parambulation
they all persued the marital spouse of a rural operative
who amputated their rear appendages with a culinary implement
have you ever observed such a phenomenon in your existance
as three visually impaired vertically challenged rodents.
 

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Nous ne sommes pas cruels, mais nous avons vu les images fausses avant.

We are just skeptical, that is all.
 

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Dr Rock said:
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OK. I just have to point this out... The dude is grabbing the mouse sideways. Or is that part of the joke and I'm particularly dense this morning?
 

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...or maybe he got centimetres and inches confused?
yup, yup - that will be it.
let's see now, 13.5 / 2.54 = 5.31 inches
achso - now I know why he is making mountains out of molehills....
ps: is this international troll-week, or what? I never knew channel 4 had so many viewers.
sheesh.
 

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Chuck64 said:
OK. I just have to point this out... The dude is grabbing the mouse sideways. Or is that part of the joke and I'm particularly dense this morning?

It took my mother 5 months to fathom how to work a mouse properly.

"Oooh, it's doing the opposite to whatever I tell it!"

"I hate this thing, it never obeys me!"

"No, no, no, it doesn't understand me!"...

So frankly, there is nothing funny whatsoever about mouses, mice, or meeses. :rolleyes:
 

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What I liked was the fact that your cock can actually change colors. How do you do that? You must be a very clever person. :rolleyes:
 

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Philpeg said:
Sorry to say that many of you are jealous when watching at a well endowed man.

Not even in your wildest fucking dreams would anyone here ever be jealous of anything that you have, even if what you posted as you were real!!!!