GoneA said:
Three blind mice. Three blind mice.
See how they run. See how they run.
They all ran after the farmer's wife
Who cut off their tails with a carving knife.
Did you ever see such a thing in your life
As three blind mice?
and now, for the politically correct version:
three visually impaired vertically challenged rodents
three visually impaired vertically challenged rodents
observe their rapid parambulation
observe their rapid parambulation
they all persued the marital spouse of a rural operative
who amputated their rear appendages with a culinary implement
have you ever observed such a phenomenon in your existance
as three visually impaired vertically challenged rodents.